It’s not the pretty leaves or the best holiday. No, I’m hyped for fall because of apples. You see, the soda that I frequently drink also has seasonal drinks like candycane in winter, strawberry in spring and vanilla in summer. Now those are fine and all but the best one is autumns seasonal drink. Apple. I can’t wait to drink my apple flavour soda.
Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends.
Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes.
Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease.
how are we going to feed the fox bat?
In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still.
awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects
Coolio
Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN”
How will they dominate the gene pool if their kids can’t have kids? This won’t work.
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“Binders are underwear, they should be no harder to buy than bras and boxers.”
— The fucking truth (via possumpogo)
Shoutout to people who can’t stand loud noise because of anxiety or sensory issues or chronic migraines and have to deal with people being unnecessarily loud all the time but can’t do or say anything about it because that’s “rude” and “ruining everyone’s good time”
well maybe a shoutout’s not the best idea but we appreciate the sentiment
I hate hate hate it when women in video games make sexual noises when they get hit or die in suggestive positions
like women can’t even die in a way that doesn’t exist to turn men on
how dare you sexualise female pain
REBLOG AGAIN AND FOREVER BECAUSE RELEVANT FOREVER
What’ll fuck you up more is when you realize that some of those pain sounds are actually pretty accurate but we sexualize a lot of the noises women make when they’re in pain
Like idk how many times I pain moaned and put my head down in the high school cafeteria because I had cramps or didn’t feel well and one of my stupid as male friends made a sexual comment about the sound I just made. They did the same thing to the noises we made when they’d come up from behind and ‘tickle’ jab our sides. Basically any noise a woman makes can be interpreted as sexual, up to and including hysterical crying.
