Silver Tongue

May 28

darklyspectre:
mulp–plum:
secretlystephaniebrown:
If you need further proof that this decision by Marvel is the actual worst thing ever, please consider that Captain America has officially lost the moral high ground to the Joker.
That’s right.
THE JOKER NOW HAS HIGHER MORAL STANDARDS THAN STEVE ROGERS, AND THAT’S JUST NOT RIGHT PEOPLE
Originally posted by dailyhappylife
I still can’t believe people are already so sure on why steve is fucking evil or what fucking is going on from a single image
Anyone remember Superman: Red Son? Superheros getting a ‘bad guy’ arc isn’t a new thing in comics. I don’t read comics anymore, but I’m really not shocked or upset by the Captain America ‘twist’. It’s unlikely to be permanent and it may even explore some interesting ideas.

Red son was in an alternate universe. Marvel is trying to make cap a nazi in the for real universe

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coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:
thelegendofkungjew:
doxian:
d-dinosaur:
rknjl:
newvagabond:
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

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sn0wbro:

blueguydoescrap:
sn0wbro:
does overwatch have hats?
didn’t think so.
overwatch: 0
tf2: ten billion
Does tf2 have thick girls?
didn’t think so.
overwatch: 20 billion
tf2: -50
don’t think overwatch can top big slappy
overwatch: 1x10⁻³
tf2: 132324535434532452454235234.1

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beesmygod:

good: expecting “u cant touch this” and instead getting “super freak”
bad: expecting “sweet home alabama” and getting that kid rock song
ugly: expecting “under pressure” and getting “ice ice baby”

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tunte:

brainstatic:
They’re pandering to young people by spoofing the meme about pandering to young people. My mind has touched the void.
This is respectable meme usage

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