Silver Tongue

Aug 01

rithmatical asked: do you have a particular favorite pokemon game

:

Probably HeartGold/SoulSilver.

Two regions, the walking mechanic, paired with the fact that Gold was the first Pokémon game I ever played and Johto was the region that introduced my favourite Pokémon Ampharos… yeah.

Same here except silver was my first and togetic instead of amphros

Callout post for Fetusmeme

dapper-deoxys:

fetusmeme:

dapper-deoxys:

• HAD A TEAM FULL OF MEGAS IN POKEMON SHOWDOWN GOD DAMNIT
  
• FETUS WHY
• W HY

OKAY ONE WAS NOT OKAY

THREE FUCKING RAYQUAZAS

rayquaza was seriously nerfed in oras. It was actually very disappointing because there was so much buildup to him. Also his mega looks dumb as fuck.

(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)

tastefullyoffensive:

…if it weren’t for those meddling kids.

(Source: zeropercentdiscountcomic, via jwblogofrandomness)

[video]

• Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
• Senior: I don't know.
• Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
• Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

Jul 31

“My penis cannot get erect” — Arin Hanson

The butler obviously

(Source: shitpeoplesayintf2, via )

[video]

[video]

Dear coworker
don’t be a bitch and clock me out on your delivery when I’m 2 minutes away from getting out of here