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I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.
“I want the tacos with the hard shells”
Me:“ ma'am we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have a soft flour tortilla or soft corn tortilla”
“Oh. Then I want the corn. Those are the hard shell ones right?”
Me:“no, ma'am, we don’t serve hard shell tacos. We have flour or corn tortillas”
“Flour or corn? So…which ones are the hard ones?”
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“Hey the lettuce from the salad bar doesn’t taste right.”
“Uh sir we don’t have a salad bar. That’s the decorative kale for our salsa bar. It’s not meant to be eaten”
“Well if it’s not meant to be eaten why are you serving it?!”
“Sir, it’s decorative. We aren’t serving it.”
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“What’s this extra charge on my receipt? Why are you charging me extra? I demand to talk to a manager!!”
“Sir that’s the tax, it’s 5% in our state.”
“No you’re trying to steal from me, I’ll have you fired!”
“Sir, it says right there that it’s the tax.”
-.-.-.-Good god the list could go on forever
(via robustquestioner)
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BERNIE SANDERS IS POLLING BETTER THAN THE TOP 3 REPUBLICANS NATIONALLY
BERNIE SANDERS IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE FROM BOTH PARTIES WHO HAS A FAVORABLE RATING IN THE EARLY VOTING STATES
BERNIE SANDERS IS ELECTABLE PASS IT ON
Bernie Sanders is still trailing Hillary by 40 points. Do not get complacent. Do not take the above information as “well he’s polling well so everything’s okay!” he is still not projected to take the Democratic nom. so PLEASE keep spreading the word and keep supporting his campaign and get him into office
(Source: drybreadsticks, via betty-the-murder-mare)
Anonymous asked: WE
Are the Crystal
And Steven
justabookworm39 asked: Yay for you!
patch notes: Silver 1.2.0
silver-tongues-blog asked: Warden, you're one of the raddist nerds I've had the pleasure of being friends with
I’m a hellraiser with a heart of gold?
More like a heart of copper. Always behind the scenes and sometimes gone unappreciated but ultimately more durable and without you, a lot of things wouldn’t exist.
I’m starting to see why people get confused by me…
how did you do that
Has science gone too far?
(via thatsthat24)
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