“1st floor flat with balcony”
What, you mean it’s got a door?
We call that a patio.
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silver-tongues-blog asked: Bucky is as much of a villain as romanoff. They both have similar stories of being forced to kill.
t his came ou to f nowhere becau se i wasnt talking about marvel but i do nt know if romanoff c an be count ed as a villian?????? i dk man im too busy laughing at this p revious ask om g
What I mean by this is that bucky and Black Widow were both assassins forced to kill because they didn’t know any better but once they escaped they try to do good. It was to say that bucky isn’t a villain.
When you come down to it, a popular trend among ancient Greeks was to claim gods as being their daddies.
When you come down to it, a popular trend among ancient Greeks was to claim Zeus as being their daddy.
i hate 2016
I don’t hate 2016, I just hate hillary clinton trying to be hip with the kids by using memes rather than actually talk about political situations.
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AHHHHHH
I HATE FLORIDA


fuck dudes who lie about bread
hey folks. at it again. fucking. sitting here on my fat ass thinking to myself. what a specific kind of text post. what happened to this person. what happened to this person? what lie was told. what dude lied about bread. what is the story, what is this persons story
you’d think i’d learn to fucking look at OP’s url by now
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