Silver Tongue

Jul 26

prokopetz:

systemfusion:

appl3sauce:

thecollegecollage:

clones-and-thrones:

So Disney, since you’re gonna make Frozen 2… I just wanna remind you of a few things.

• Same-sex marriage is now legal.
• Almost everyone thinks Elsa is gay and wants her love interest to be female.
• IDINA MENZEL WANTS THIS TOO!
• You’re a company who has been actively supportive of the LGBTQ community for years, so NO BACKING DOWN NOW!
  

*chanting* LESBIAN DISNEY PRINCESS LESBIAN DISNEY PRINCESS

LESBIAN DISNEY QUEEN
LESBIAN DISNEY QUEEN

If Elsa isn’t a lesbian I’m filing a fucking lawsuit

Interestingly, if you look at the lesbian couples who’ve been showing up in children’s cartoons lately, they always seem to be colour-coded red and blue. Korra and Asami, Ruby and Sapphire - take your pick, really.

And, you know, Elsa’s fashion sense strongly favours blue.

All I’m saying is, if the promotional material for Frozen 2 ends up featuring a girl who dresses predominantly in red (fire powers optional), keep your eye on her.

(Source: wildnoutinwildemount, via robustquestioner)

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heyunbelievable:

boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

what happened to a mutually beneficial relationship with your skeleton

That was before the skeleton war

(via deep-sea-prince)

lizzymodblog:

that-damn-owl:

theangryviolinist:

friendlyneighborhoodhornplayer:

for the record: not all orchestral music is “classical" music. not every string instrument is a “violin". this has been a psa

are you positive about that

but…

those are all ukuleles???

???

what are you stupid?

this is a ukelele

That’s a guitar. this is a ukelele

(Source: unclesamwilson, via )

Jul 25

[video]

Dear lady, if the hospital has you on a strict diet, don’t order a fucking sandwich and yell at me when the doctor scolds you and takes it.

• artist/writer: LOOK I MADE A THING
• fandom: i want to address the concern that u didnt take my personal feelings and beliefs into consideration when making this thing that has nothing to do with me

So we were bored and I noticed a coworker with a box on his head. I ask to borrow it and put it on my head. I also put on my sunglasses. I turned to my other coworker who is a su fan and say “humans aren’t very good swimmers” and he starts cracking up.

mistawolfie:

madamateur:

sassking-trevor:

Jasper’s gem placement is 100% a reference to Franky’s nose from One Piece and you can’t convince me otherwise.

ESPECIALLY since it’s a known fact Rebecca Sugar is a One Piece fan.

i absolutely need someone to draw Jasper with Franky’s clothes and hair-style

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Jassssssperrrrrrrrrrrr

(via tomfawkes)

presidentobarna:

jaeon009:

I tried

did you even READ the instructions

(Source: illuminatedtrash, via saccharinecyanide)