Silver Tongue

May 24

gay-compass:

silver-tongues-blog:

Anyone remember that show about the three witches and one became a mermaide for a bit and one had a boyfriend who became an angel andthey had a brother who got aborted from time but then got better and they could freeze time?

This is sounding suspiciously like a doctor who episode.

The show was called charmed and all this lasted over like 8 seasons. It was way better than doctor who.

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sashayshanta28:
“ clarknokent:
“ elionking:
“ ahighlyfunctioningfangirl:
“ God is trying to apologize
”
“Oh shit, my bad bruh” ”
He must’ve went to hell for that 14 minutes
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Devil: “Welcome to hell Phil!!” 😈
Bill: what, hell ??? Who’s...

sashayshanta28:

clarknokent:

elionking:

ahighlyfunctioningfangirl:

God is trying to apologize

“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

He must’ve went to hell for that 14 minutes

Devil: “Welcome to hell Phil!!” 😈
Bill: what, hell ??? Who’s Phil???“😰
Devil: “uhhh, aren’t you Phil Morgan? Today’s your day kid"🤔
Bill: no! No my name is Bill, I’m Bill!!!I’m dead??” 😱
Devil: ohhhhh…give me a sec *dials heaven* 📞

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facts-i-just-made-up:
“ Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within...

facts-i-just-made-up:

Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.

A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.

This sounds like something Douglas Adams would make

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macgreer asked: Do some of the skeletons get disappointed when they attempt to eat food only to have it fall right through them?

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

im p sure they do

Like this?

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askclaylex replied to your post:Anyone remember that show about the three witches…
Charmed?

Yeah, @askseriousrainbow beat you to it.

Anyone remember that show about the three witches and one became a mermaide for a bit and one had a boyfriend who became an angel andthey had a brother who got aborted from time but then got better and they could freeze time?

pastelflowers:

It’s not representation if they’re being used as a joke or shock factor

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sandalphom:
“ memeguy-com:
“ In case you were wondering how the Big Bird suit works
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sandalphom:

memeguy-com:

In case you were wondering how the Big Bird suit works

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