Silver Tongue

May 24

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little bad memory things :)

not knowing if you said something out loud or if you only thought it
“did i already ask you that?”
“what did you say”
raising your hand and putting it down multiple times in class because you can’t remember your question/comment
pausing in the middle of simple tasks because you can’t remember what you’re doing
“where is my [object i had in my hands literally 30 seconds ago]?”
not knowing someone’s name even though it’s the 5th time you’ve met them
rereading/rewatching books/movies because you can’t remember basic plot details
forgetting to look at the list of things you need to remember
forgetting the end of your sentence before you even start it/trailing off

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askflowertheplantponi:

everybody plays overwatch
Me:
kind of yeah >.>

lolfactory:

Every time no matter how old you are

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mbulteau:

kinkykong:
kramergate:
listen I know I can’t stop talking about The Shining but I’m really stuck on the fact that if a modern remake were made (and it didn’t take place in the 60s or 80s) “here’s Johnny” would be a pretty irrelevant line unless it were purely referential to the predecessor and it would either have to be cut altogether or a new irreverent pop culture reference would have to be made
leeroy jenkins
next time on game grumps

TOP O’ THE MORNIN TO YAH!

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send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

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scraps-is-busy:

pingagirl:
twilightsuccubus:
reasons why I don’t accept requests! exposure ain’t gonna do shit, besides I can do that myself damn (also yeah, I misspelled ‘trades’ whatever :Y)
but y’know what gets me about this the most?? the fact that they said ‘Once I know the story, I cannot decline the comic’ like the fuck is that supposed to mean?? u gonna attack me if I decline after hearing ur porn plot?? this is a fucking mess ma dudes
I got a similar PM from someone like this I’m assuming it’s the same guy.
Yeah, I know this person. He claims to live in some area of the world where Paypal doesn’t work or something.
He sent me a message a while back and told me I was missing out on the biggest most important thing ever.
Also he only has about 20 followers. He thinks that’s a lot.

Was this the person who told you that you should pay him for “having the opportunity to use his ideas?”

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