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Mar 24

melonsap:

melonsap:

Fun fact: We know the size of the Pokémon world because Scarlet and Violet has framerate issues

Video games tend to do this thing called “culling,” where they don’t render things that aren’t in use. In Breath of the Wild, there’s no reason for Link to be able to see how many apples are on a tree in Hateno when he’s all the way in Tarrey Town, or know how many Bokoblins are running around Hebra Mountain. Link has a radius around himself that spawns in people, enemies, items, etc, so that the player gets the full experience of a rendered world without the game having to keep track of 850 Hearty Radishes sparkling.

This is good.

Scarlet and Violet has really AGGRESSIVE culling. The devs knew the game was framey and did everything they could up until the last possible second to save on resources.

Image ID: A screenshot of Scarlet and Violet, zoomed so far out that you can see where things aren't rendered. Only a wedge of landscape is in view, alongside some very simplified rivers. End IDALT

The player has a single square that’s always rendered around them, which takes about 10 seconds to run across. Besides that, all that’s visible is whatever the camera is facing; if the camera can’t see it, it does not exist.

You might think that this would be good for performance, since the game isn’t calling as many assets constantly. And you would be right, if the things culled were ALL that the game was trying to render.

We all know at this point about the memory leak problem the game has, where it won’t toss garbage data it’s not using. This is supposed to account for the framerate drop; however, if it was ONLY the memory leak, it should start out smoothly, then decay over time until it’s unplayable.

So what gives?

Image ID: The player riding Koraidon, swimming in the Paldean ocean. End IDALT

This is the ocean.

It’s pretty. It’s got a tiny bit of reflection, some gentle waves, a nice gradient. A beautifully made ocean without repetitive textures is always nice.

Image ID: A screenshot of Scarlet and Violet, so far zoomed out that you can see the edges of the ocean, which extend about 20 times the length of the entire game map across its diameter. The ocean is a huge pale blue circle labeled "OCEAN," and Paldea is a tiny dark blue dot labeled "Unrendered Paldea." It all sits on a dark blue background. End IDALT

THIS IS THE OCEAN.

IT IS NOT CULLED.

Look at the SIZE of this thing! Paldea is an ANT in the middle of this puddle. It’s rendering ALL of this, ALL its sparkles and waves, ALL the time.

Now, this is usually the part of the post where I’m like “and because we know the size of the ocean, based on the coastlines and wind direction, we can figure out how big the rest of the planet is by comparison!” like I did with Breath of the Wild over a year ago.

No.

Another video game term you might not be familiar with is a “skybox.” Basically, to give the illusion of faraway objects, clouds, mountains, etc, and to hide the black void most 3D games are built in, games will have a texture wrapped around either the level or where the player is standing. For example:

Image ID: The Sacred Grove level from Twilight Princess, a foresty area, zoomed out and taken out of bounds to see the skybox. It's a pale blue and yellow texture wrapped around the area. End IDALT

This is a level from Twilight Princess called Sacred Grove. You normally can’t see the bottom parts of this, hence why it turns into a gray plane, but the parts you CAN theoretically see by looking through the trees are colored so you think you’re looking at a sky. You can see the edge of the void down in the bottom right corner.

Image ID: A screenshot of Twilight Princess' Hyrule Field, taken so far out of bounds that the void and background composition is in full view. The blue part in the center, where the sky texture is, is labeled "Skybox," and the black it sits in is labeled "Void." End IDALT

Here’s another one from Twilight Princess. You can see the different textures that stack on top of each other, as well as the blue skybox that’s centered around Link when he’s in the area. You, as the player, FEEL like you’re in a small part of a larger world, because the devs cleverly structured together elements you CAN see in other areas into the background.

More complicated versions of skyboxes, typically semi-circular, are called skydomes.

Image ID: A drawing made in MS paint, with a semicurcular blue dome encompassing a green plane and a red dot. The red dot is labeled "Player," the green plane is labeled "Level," the blue dome is labeled "Skydome," and the black background is labeled "VOID." End IDALT

They tend to look kind of like snowglobes, because you do not need to render anything that can’t be seen. There’s no situation in which the player should be able to fall lower than the level, so there’s no reason to render the dome into a sphere in the event that that happens.

In Scarlet and Violet, it would make sense for the skydome to end where the ocean does. There’s no situation in which the player manages to go past or underneath the ocean, so even if you wanted a gigantic ocean size like they have, you don’t need to use more sky to encompass that.

They did not get this memo.

Image ID: The edge of Scarlet and Violet's skydome, bright blue, with clouds above it and a night sky. End IDALT

You might be thinking to yourself “wow, that looks like the curvature of the Earth!”

Image ID: A tiny blue dot in a huge sphere of darker blue. The tiny dot is labeled "OCEAN," and the huge sphere is labeled "SKYSPHERE." It all sits on a black baground. End IDALT

AND YOU WOULD BE RIGHT!!!!!

Why is this here. Why is it so big. I can’t even see Paldea anymore. What exactly was planned for this.

Clever readers might have noticed that I labeled this “Skysphere” and not “Skydome.”

That’s because it for some reason is a sphere. Paldea is sitting in the middle of a fully rendered gigantic sphere in space. For some reason.

Image ID: A picture of Earth from space, with Spain surrounded by a red square. End IDALT

Look at Earth. Look at Spain, which Paldea is supposed to mimic.

Image ID: Earth with Spain surrounded by a rectangle, overlaid onto the ocean Paldea sits in. End IDALT

I overlaid Spain over Paldea and made them roughly the same size. Assuming the two to be 1:1, the OCEAN is bigger than Earth.

If I then take that size and apply it to the skysphere:

Image ID: A white circle and dot on a navy blue background. The circle is labeled "Paldean Sky Sphere," and the dot is labeled "THE EARTH!!!" End IDALT

HI. WHY IS THIS A THING.

The skysphere is bigger than the PROPORTION OF THE SUN TO THE EARTH:

Image ID: A picture of the sun with a little blue ball next to it labeled "Earth." End IDALT

I will be taking this as canon sizing until the Pokémon Company comes out and either CULLS this monstrosity and stops forcing our Switches to render THE SUN, or until the Pokémon Company comes out and gives us a canon planet size.

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this thing is such a win for lesbians everywhere

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ms-katonic-of-tamriel:

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waywardmorgann:

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femmefaking:

MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

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UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER

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what the fuck is going on

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On the last one Deuteranomaly and Protanomaly are identical though

What I’m getting from this is that there are a lot more colorblind people in the world than even colorblind people know.

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WAIT! DEUTERANOMALY AND PROTANOMALY IS THE SAME! IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?????

The deuteranomaly and protanomaly ones are very similar but they are different. The purple section ranges out a little farther to the right in the protanomaly one. Not seeing the difference between might not indicate color blindness but rather difficulty with color differentiation.

Or it could be a screen contrast and brightness thing. I test as having the most super perfect colour vision and they look similar enough to me that I think a dark screen could make them hard to tell apart.

F.lux users, remember to turn it off before looking at these!  It’ll mess with the colours on your screen.

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Mar 23

digital-magus:

lunaerim:

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pink + hammer combo!

@demilypyro

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[img id: Aslo still has her hand ontop of Chara's snoot. "What are you doing," Chara asks without it being a question. "Touching your nose," Aslo explains. "I can see that," Chara replies. Also then moves her hand to cover Chara's left eye. We see through Chara's other eye as Aslo stares back with big, baby eyes. She then moves her hand to scrunch up Chara's snout in a goofy looking way. "Are you... hungry? I made pancakes," Chara asks with hesitation.ALT
Aslo brightens up, "Teehee, pancakes!" Chara then places their big pawed hand onto her face to (gently) push her back.ALT
Chara pushes the child away from them, "Stay back, I will reheat them."ALT
Also stays to the side of Chara, looking up to them patiently. Chara swiftly lifts a plate of pancakes from the edge of the counter without looking. They then light the pancakes on fire with their other hand. Aslo jumps up and down, cheering "Yay! Fire!"ALT
Chara nervously scratches the back of their head, "Oops." The plate of pancakes look even more burnt. "Geeze, sorry. These are more burnt now..." Also waits at her seat, ready with a fork and knife.ALT
Aslo smiles, "that's okay!" She opens her mouth comically wide with a whole pancake attached to a fork. Over the next three panels, Chara is splattered with syrup as Aslo nosily eats offscreen. After a moment, Chara says "At least you used a fork."ALT
Aslo smiles up to Chara like she didn't just devour the pancakes like a rabid animal. "Now what?" Chara seems unfazed. "I dunno, what do you usually do?" Also looks down at her paws to count. "Play pretend, Cartoons, Tree house, snacks, board games, arts and crafts, read ,tag." She then looks up, showing off all her fingers and thumbs,  "Those are just a couple things that come to mind."ALT
Chara is overwhelmed, "What." "I said: Play pretend, Cartoons-" Chara interrupts, "No that is okay. I got you. You can pick." Aslo considers her options. Then, she slams her tiny hands against the table. "Horsie! And you're the horse!"ALT
Asriel walks down the stairs, wearing a nice summer dress and hat. Past the wall, we can hear Aslo yell "Faster!" And then noises of "ba-dump ba-dump." Asriel is nearing the wall's edge, "Are you two moving furniture-?"ALT
She stops, eyes comically wide to see that Aslo is riding Chara like a horse. Except... Chara's shape shifted their face and arms to be like a horse. Aslo cheers like a cowboy, Chara moves as if they were moving around as a horse around the living room. "NYAY!" they say.ALT
Asriel, eyes still wide, starts to speak, "Looks like you two are... HORSING AROUND!" She happily jokes. Horse-Chara glares and lifts their arm up in a specific way. Asriel, in a small panel ponders, "Are you giving me the bird? I can't tell." Meanwhile Aslo laughs, "Haha, yeah. They're a horse."ALT

Part 18!

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winchester101:

The way Sanji was so jealous that Luffy was giving another cook attention

​Luffy: mm food food food

Sanji: *stomping his foot on the ground* Stop looking at other cooks!!!!!

gonna be honest. im dyslexic and didnt read it as “cooks” at first

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xbuster:

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Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing

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Why are they like this

this was a prophecy

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huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:

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Absolutely bonkers that I’m now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

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I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

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