If that’s too much, the most important thing to highlight is below
If you’re an estranged adult child and you’re looking for a way to get your parents to hear what the problem is, I’m sorry, but you have your answer already. They don’t want to know. They may be incapable of knowing. There are no magic words that will penetrate their defenses.
The good news is that you’re free. You can stop now. If you need permission, I’ll give it to you: You are hereby allowed to stop trying to get through to your willfully deaf parents.
Please stop.
This is super important.
If anyone is still curious about the thought processes of parents who do this, there’s an article called Missing Missing Reasons that I’d recommend reading here.
To summarize, a part of it is not wanting to give potential critics ammunition in telling them that they’re wrong, but another part of it, in several cases, is plain denial. Parents like this genuinely don’t know what they did wrong because they don’t WANT to know what they did wrong.
And unfortunately, there is nothing that can be done to fix this.
Fortunately, it means that, if you’ve got parents like this, you are most certainly not the one at fault, and you do not owe them anything.
A young, talented scientist named Yzma (played by Ariana Grande) stumbles onto a plot orchestrated by a corrupt empire. She vows to stop them but in the process, her entire family is crushed by a stampede of llamas. In her despair, she gets her potions mixed up and accidentally drinks from a vial that ages her 80 years and renders her scary beyond all reason. Yzma swears revenge on the newly born emperor, Kuzko. Kronk is her love interest and played by one of the hot guys from Riverdale.
seeing all the 14-17 y/o queer kids who don’t know what v for vendetta is…. u mean the blockbuster film written by two trans women about a masked vigilante who decides to singlehandedly take down a fascist alternate version of england set in the distant year of 2020… and his driving force was getting justice for a lesbian who he never met but whose diary he found, who was separated from her wife before being killed by said fascist gov…. and it stars natalie portman…. okay
“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS??
With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”
You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.
For the uninformed:
This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns
here’s my issue with the harkness test
The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster
look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”