I mean Bat’s whole situation can be summed up as “Harvey I know you got it rough and i want to help you but I wouldn’t have to keep beating you up if you didn’t keep ROBBING THE FUCKING BANK”
“Robbing banks is my coping mechanism bruce! not all of us can dress up in a fursuit and play police officer”
Yesterday at FYE i bought a plushie and dude didnt give me a bag just the boy and a receipt and i was like “hey bro can you give me a bag i really dont wanna be carrying this around the mall” and he was like “why are you ashamed to carry him”
i love watching actors pretend to drink from empty cups. they can’t do it. it’s like they never drank anything in real life. doesn’t matter if they went to julliard or yale or have an egot or played hamlet on the west end. time traveling? fighting aliens? finding seth rogen attractive? no problem. but give them an empty cup and gravity fights against them. their imagination has limits.
have you ever tried to do it? to make an empty cup appear full? to pretend to drink air in between saying lines and hitting marks? do you know what it’s like to have gravity turn its back on you in front of a crowd? when there is nothing in your hand but a plastic cup filled with oxygen and everyone knows it including god? huh? you coward? you clown of all clowns?
this couple is able to spend $18,000 a year on 3 vacations, $1000 a month on children’s lessons, a $5000 a month mortgage with a 1.5 million dollar home and they still feel like they’re average.
and on all of that they have ~700$ a month that doesn’t go to clothes, food, or bills.
@demon-space-boi and @silver-tongues-blog once more. Fun fact, when playing Smash Bros, and your controller becomes soft and squishy… It’s probably nothing to worry about. Keep playing.
