Silver Tongue

May 24

jeopardybot:

[A type of deer known to write about sad blender memes]

I do like whirling blade pitchers…

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unadulteratedpiratepizza:

shisnojon:

how come threesome porn always start off the same like

DELETE THIS

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ironicallyxspiders:

shitpostgenerator:

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

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thedenofravenpuff:

adurot:

tenaflyviper:

rabbittiddy:

dekutree:

shamitomita:

dekutree:

You’re racist if you prefer vanilla ice cream over chocolate lms if you’re racist….

Vanilla is inherently an FoC (flavor of color) since it originates from Mexico so nice try hen

Colorism exists, sweetie. It may be from Mexico but it is still white and preferring vanilla over chocolate says a lot about what you think is more aesthetically beautiful in society. I’m js but ok (:

Both are shit alone, Neapolitan is where it’s at.

*clears throat*

Blue Moon.

Mint Chocolate Chip

I’ll just sit here and be a racist, I guess… *Noms giant bowl of vanilla ice cream*

And here I thought my pick was based on taste in flavour and not the aesthetics in colours…

sherbet, bitches

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Red donut…
D:

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officialkingofconeyisland:

mykicks:

I’m laughing so hard at this picture they’re using.

Bathed in shadow. Haunted by the past.

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