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“ This is very very heavily based on this beautiful comic right here: [x]
Forgive me for I have sinned. Goodnight.
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This is very very heavily based on this beautiful comic right here: [x]
Forgive me for I have sinned. Goodnight.
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i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character
“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”
“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”
“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”
“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”
“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”
“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*
CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”
CLARC STOP MAKING THE LIGHTS FLICKER EVERY 30 SECONDS IT’S SO GOD DAMN DISTRACTING!
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who even thinks of this kind of stuff
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livejournal, fanfiction.net and ao3
which one were you?those quizilla ones where you play spin the bottle and end up making out in a closet with either orochimaru or troy bolton
I started on fanfiction.net but when I found AO3 … I’ve never looked back
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why does no one ever like. mention the weird part of all of our childhoods where we thought we were too cool for the shows we grew up with like i Know that wasnt just an isolated thing like everyone used to make fun of dora the explorer and barney especially i remember everyone used to sing to the tune of barney “i hate you, you hate me, lets strap barney to a tree, with a great big bomb and stick it through his head, 3-2-1 barneys dead” like….. that was so fucked,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, why was that a thing……
we used to sing “i hate you, you hate me, let’s all go and kill barney, with a baseball and a two by four, no more purple dinosaur”
there were probably hundreds of variations ive heard so many thts fcked
How did it even happen, there was no internet for us to get our grubby little paws on, no memes making fun of children’s shows, it was just a bunch of small telepathically linked children hating a purple dinosaur in unison ???
we had the one with the baseball bat and 2x4 but we also had one that was a parody of a parody of joy to the world
“joy to the world, barnys dead
We shot him in the head
What happened tho his body
we flushed it down the potty
‘round and 'round it goes
his toes go up his nose.
Around and around his purple body goes”
Perhaps killing barny was the original meme? I assume it started at one school and someone went and told their cousin at christmas or something and the cycle continued until it spread like the worlds largest game of telephone which is why there’s so many variations.
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today at class we was looking at ideal woman in the past and
i just
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Yet another unrealistic standard for women.
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rick astley: my last will and testament … it’s online …
rick astley’s relatives: where, rick ?
rick astley *smiling*: here … i’ll give you the link ……
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