Silver Tongue

Jul 14

endcant:

endcant:

#Texture2AM

its texture 2 am. if youndont like it then get the FUCK out .

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memewhore:

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shoelace-and-friends:

silver-tongues-blog:

dankmemeuniversity:

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what would happen if both entered the restaurant at the same time

they start kissing 

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clowniconography:

clowniconography:

clowniconography:

omg sooo true bestie! *camera pans over to reveal im talking to the silent, whithered corpse of god*

lets drink to that! *ive contorted the skeletal hand of the corpse to hold a mimosa glass*

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shut up about zelda, shut up about locked tomb, shut up about spn. this is the only character tagged in this post that i approve of

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svfttachi:

━ 𝐒 𝐍 𝐎 𝐌 ━

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MATERIALS: Prismacolor Colored Pencils, Blue Pen, and Sharpie Marker

INSTAGRAM POST

COLORING TIKTOK

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Jul 13

manywinged:

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manywinged:

manywinged:

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

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this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don’t like your wife

well i hope you’ve been practicing since then because you’re about to have to speedrun for your life

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downtroddendeity:

national-shitpost-registry:

tayefeth:

girlfriendluvr:

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socialmaya:

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

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diebuster:

YOU might be taking your mask off after getting the vaccine. i’m never going outside without looking like this again

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funnytwittertweets:

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wayfaring-cryptid:

rev-another-bondi-blonde:

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How dare you leave that in the tags?

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