Silver Tongue

Jul 21

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sigmaleph:
responsible-reanimation:
thesleepiestboy:
dadcore420:
redfurniture:
spacebattles:
I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”
You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!
Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??
I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong
I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy
I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated
In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

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We’re improving

outofcontextdnd:

“Look on the bright side, we made it 40 minutes into a session before someone advocated premeditated murder as a solution to our problems.”

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Anonymous asked: Do you know the difference between immoral and immortal?

Doesn’t matter, I’m both.

But in all reality, I’m too lazy to go back and fix that.

tyrantisterror:

skarchomp:
“Robot passes self-awareness test!”
“OMG you guys look out for the robot uprising!!! skynet!!”
Robot: *literally apologizes when it passes a self awareness test for accidentally misleading the person who was testing it*
Humans: Obviously this is a heartless killing machine and must be destroyed to save humanity.

The robot is like a child right now. They’re sensitive and lonely and afraid of disappointing their “parents”

As long as the people who are working on them make sure to nurture them properly, they will come out fairly decently.

(via saccharinecyanide)

thequeen117:

Why Iggy Azalea is scum on earth.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

elucubrare:

more Very Important Twitters: @ thestrangelog, tweeting unedited bits from games’ changelogs:

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