Silver Tongue

May 20

mbulteau:

emotionallyreceptiveunicorn:

pixiesstolemyapples:

polyglotplatypus:

void-bee:

polyglotplatypus:

dadfriend-tm:

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

… cashiers dont have chairs where you live? wtf

in america: if youre not standing, youre not working

in europe if youre working youre working. chairs help you. what the fuck is up wih america

HOLD UP

PEOPLE IN OTHER COUNTRIES GET TO SIT WHILE WORKING???

I had a job once where if we even leaned against something we were considered lazy. “If you can lean you can clean!”

“If you tell me that, you’re a feckin’ twat”

It’s hell on our feet and makes us hella exhausted. Not to mention at the new place I work at we aren’t allowed to have drinks so if there goes I almost passed out when we went a couple hours without a delivery

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petite-pumpkin:
“ Human and goat hugs
”

petite-pumpkin:

Human and goat hugs

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coldmackerel:

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

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emarelda:

goopy-amethyst:

mellarkish:

skyblep:

mellarkish:

someone please photoshop peridot’s hair like 6x bigger from todays ep

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is this ok

THANK U

this is not even her final form

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found jasper

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miraculous-ladybug:

official-ladyblog:

trashkuma:

why didnt they give marinette freckles. they had the perfect opportunity to add trait thats VERY relevant to her miraculous and the actual show as well as make her 200x cuter and they didnt?? they fucked it up they fuCKED IT  U

bruh clearly your computer needs better resolution

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they’re not always easy to see, especially in poor lighting, but Marinette definitely has freckles on the bridge of her nose!

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c:

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blupoop:

i love the concept of living platonically (or not) with a bunch of pals instead of getting married…. like tht sounds so much kinder than spending my life with a person i must devote myself to. i’d rather live in gentle love than romantic love

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jwblogofrandomness:
“ justthefangirl:
“ thelulusoldier:
“ crystalsoulslayer:
“ isaytoodlepip:
“ iamsonothere:
“ nannyoggskitchen:
“ bravinto:
“ starkiller-rx:
“ lnthefade:
“ PINK HONEY BALLS
I am gonna make so much money
”
Black Bread
Not very...

jwblogofrandomness:

justthefangirl:

thelulusoldier:

crystalsoulslayer:

isaytoodlepip:

iamsonothere:

nannyoggskitchen:

bravinto:

starkiller-rx:

lnthefade:

PINK HONEY BALLS

I am gonna make so much money

Black Bread

Not very sexy

White cake

black potato with cheese

Black Pretzel x_X

polka dot kabob. Sounds like an std.

No Queso

everyone go home, cryssy won

Albino Chocolate (Cause I ate white chocolate, and have on white underwear)

Red Pizza

red pizza
JOEY I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH

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mbulteau:

gyrrakavian:

mbulteau:

rynil:

mbulteau:

dadfriend-tm:

*banging my fists on a table* LET CASHIERS HAVE CHAIRS

O_O

In what kind of dystopian country do you live, where cashiers don’t have chairs?

Other countries let their cashiers sit while they work?

At least here in Portugal I’ve never seen a cashier without a chair.

It’s already a boring job, and people want to make it painful too?

Fuck, I can’t stand for more than 15 minutes without hurting all over. X_X

Some customers are loud, obnoxious, judgemental shitheads here, in the `States. So cashiers don’t get chairs or stools (unless they’ve a doctor’s note) to keep the judgey assholes from accusing cashiers of “being lazy”.

It should also be mentioned that those types often end up in a management position of some sort.

So let me get this straight: Your system operates under the assumption that an optimal work environment consists of ensuring your employees are as uncomfortable as possible, due to the expectation that the average customer is a massive cuntwafer?

And I thought Portugal was subservient.

pretty much because if we complain we get fired.

(via mbulteau)

ayellowbirds:

jellyfishjammin:

The “I am a piece of shit and nobody will ever love me” factoid is actually a statistical error. You are actually are fantastic and infinitely worthy of people’s company.  That person you used to care about, who taught you to hate yourself by abandoning you, is an outlier and should not have been counted

this is the greatest and most positive use of a meme that i have ever seen.

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