Silver Tongue

Jul 18

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

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dapper-deoxys:

i choose YOU!

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The eye of sauron?

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youeitherskateoryoudie:

youeitherskateoryoudie:

i dont want peridot to have a redemption arc i want her to continue being a shitty villain but like in the background after theyve moved on to more intense and stronger villains and she shows up at their house every so often like ‘SOOO……….. CRYSTAL NERDS……………….” [starts doing ballet stretches on the counter] and theyre just like “not now peridot” 

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rebecca sugar pls hire me

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rendezvousramen:

averagecoconut:

Don’t tell me to calm down or get over it. I was just about to, but you’ve just extended my saltyness by 30 minutes

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factualfeminist:
“grandtheftputo:
“hoodooqueer:
“reaperneeshy:
“sugar-bear-xo:
“Jesus omg oh mygod holy lord
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They’re evolving…
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This is exactly the thing we’ve been talking about, with abusers adopting the lingo of groups and exploiting their...

factualfeminist:

grandtheftputo:

hoodooqueer:

reaperneeshy:

sugar-bear-xo:

Jesus omg oh mygod holy lord

They’re evolving…

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This is exactly the thing we’ve been talking about, with abusers adopting the lingo of groups and exploiting their dynamics.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

This is so manipulative and disgusting.

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siphersaysstuff:

themexicansnob:

comtessedebussy:

archangelimpala:

vaspider:

leiaorganaskywalker:

kablob17:

ygrittebardots:

oxfordthecomma:

ygrittebardots:

all I ask for in the new star wars films is leia with a lightsaber

I don’t think they give non-force sensitives lightsabers, but I also don’t think they’ve established Leia as force sensitive or not, so who knows

leia is anakin’s daughter. if she’s not force sensitive, I’ll eat my shoe.

The hell do you mean “they haven’t established Leia as Force-sensitive?”

Have you not seen Empire Strikes Back? The movie where her Force-sense was pinging every five minutes? Or in Return of the Jedi: “The Force is strong in my family. I have it. My father has it. My sister has it.” “In time, you’ll learn to use that power too.”

Leia is just as much a basket of potential-Jedi as Luke is.

“No, there is another.” HOW DID YOU MISS THAT

Because girl.

“In Expanded Universe materials set after Return of the Jedi, Leia is portrayed as a founding member of the New Republic. Although most of her life is devoted to such matters of state, she engages in limited study of the Jedi arts, with Luke as her teacher. Notably, she wields a blue lightsaber that she built herself.” [x]

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fucking fake geek boys

Even the dang trailer SPELLS “My sister has it”

“I’m sure Luke wasn’t on that thing when it blew…”
“He wasn’t. I can feel it.”

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Jul 17

a-random-mod:

busket:

oni-queen:

busket:

so stan totally had a secret twin brother right. im not the first one to say this but,

rounder, thinner rimmed glasses.

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when he found them in the hidden room he tucked them away before anyone could see

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then was just looking at them later

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and who is that kid reading in the back, with similar hair

im actually betting that his twin’s name was stanley. in dreamscapers when bill was remembering “stan pines” he was actually remembering stanley, which is why he didn’t say “stanford”. speaking of bill, if you look on his wheel you see both the symbol on stan’s hat and the glasses, meaning they’re 2 separate people.

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perhaps stanford and stanley were searching for the secrets of gravity falls together, that’s why grunkle stan was so adamant about lying to the kids about the stuff going on to keep them safe, he knows how dangerous it is because he lost his brother to it?

also:

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the “stanley mobile”. did stanford take stanley’s car after something happened to him?

and since stan and the kids share the same last name, stan must have had a brother, and that brother must have had a son, and that son is dipper and mabels dad. so “stanley” would be their grandfather. that would have made whatever happened to him hurt more for stanford, he already had a family by the time he disappeared. 

I like to buy into the theory that Bill had something to do with the disappearance of Stanley. Especially after this line.

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He sounds like he has a little experience dealing with siblings before Dipper and Mabel.

Stanford, what did you do?

OH GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

THATS WHY GRUNKLE STAN NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIM

IT’S HIS FAULT HE’S GONE, SOMETHING HAPPENED AND STANFORD DIDN’T SACRIFICE HIS WORK FOR HIS TWIN

Remember when Stan did the thing?

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And then he was scanning something from it?

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And then he puts on this glove!

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Woops, wrong picture…

This glove!

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What if stans brother is the one who wrote the book. The six fingered kid. I mean, weird shit was already happening in gravity falls before the books were written so what if stan and his brother wrote it. And after summoning bill, Grunkle Stan wrote in the red part “He can’t be trusted.” and “Do not summon at all cost!

This post from nearly a year ago is still relevant.

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slow-mo-hands:

nintenerd64:

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WHO IS HE

I can’t believe Geoff Ramsey is in Steven Universe

What if he’s half gem too. What if his gem is his eye?

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rangerkimmy:

mypatronusisyou:

there comes a moment in every girl’s life when she says to herself

i read some fucking weird fanfiction

the fact that I don’t know if this is ‘read’ or ‘read’ presents two very different thoughts here

one of past regret and one of ongoing concern

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