One day I walk into the locker room after gym and all the guys have their arms bent and are talking like valley girls. They say “hey act gay with us” and I’m pissed at this moment in time and I’m like “well how do gay guys act?” They were all like “you know, like this” and proceeded to talk like idiots and swing their hips as they walked. I finally snapped and I decided to make the awkward straight guys squirm (majority of which were in nothing but boxers). I said “no they don’t, gay guys act just like everyone else. I know for a fact that there are three gay men in this locker room right now and you don’t know who any of them are” (which is a lie, there are none besides me). Well suddenly everyone flipped shit. Every guy is a fifty foot radius scrambled to cover their junk and started yelling. I heard things like “you’re the fucking faggot, aren’t you?” and “quit looking at my cock you queer.” Guys who have been friends forever began to turn on each other. Two guys had similar shorts and mixed them up when hurrying to cover their crotches. Everyone was screaming and yelling and I just calmly change and walk out trying my god awful best not to burst out laughing. People were losing their balance and falling over while trying to pull up their pants. The teachers heard the commotion and rushed in as I made my way out. The sheer heteronormativity of this moment disgusts me on an existential level but Jesus this was so hysterical. This is one of my crowning achievements and I feel nothing but pride about how I caused utter chaos with two sentences.
You deserve a medal.
(Source: semantics-and-syntax, via deep-sea-prince)
i dont want peridot to have a redemption arc i want her to continue being a shitty villain but like in the background after theyve moved on to more intense and stronger villains and she shows up at their house every so often like ‘SOOO……….. CRYSTAL NERDS……………….” [starts doing ballet stretches on the counter] and theyre just like “not now peridot”
So she essentially becomes jack spicer?
(via probablyfakeblonde)
gonna get kicked out of a fandom im not even in LOL
It’s like the opposite of your relationship with the FNAF fandom
(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)
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teen titans go is just so unpleasant to watch
Damn them for appealing to children
i just literally watched an ep where robin wanted to build a pool instead of a senior’s centre because he wanted to see starfire in a bikini and rub lotion on her and acting fucking creepy as fuck about it like what child goes through wanting to see one of their peers wearing a bikini how is this appealing/relatable to children like
there was also an episode i saw recently where the team lost their memory except for robin and he spent the entire episode convincing everyone he was their leader and he like, raised and saved everyone or something, basically convincing them to worship him, but when it came to starfire he tried to convince everyone she was his girlfriend and she seemed confused and uncomfortable but robin was like “ha ha! just a bit of couple banter! love you sweetie!” and refused to stop treating her like they were dating until she got her memory back? like? what message does that give. robin is a creepy bastard towards starfire in every episode i catch on tv. ttg is not a good tv show for children. it appeals to them through humour and designs and easy to follow storylines but that doesnt make it a good show for children, especially when they pass off someone like robin as a protag.
There was another episode where Cyborg was shown stalking Jinx, like he knew her favorite bands and foods and what she smelled like?? And they basically put a highlight on stalkers because even though she pointed out it was creepy, and he said “I know” in a comedy bit to brush it off, they ended up dating happily.
What is that teaching young boys and girls? That stalking is okay? That stalking is romantic? Come the fuck on.
(via demon-space-boi)
alabaster1223 asked: LOOK AT WHAT YOUVE STARTED WITH DEO. ARE YOU LOOKING? GOOD. ITS AMAZING. THANK YOU. (PFFT Seriously this is great to watch)
I really wanna see someone sing dapper-deoxys full song.
white male voice: “there’s nothing wrong with capitalism”
And both places pay better than my current job. Funny.
(Source: racialized, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
