Silver Tongue

Jul 12

gaygothur:

cantanopeshitthatwastaken:

gaygothur:

At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.

coconut

I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can’t say I disagree with you.

covered in hair and has milk

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chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

I’m not a vegetarian cause I love meat too much but I actually can’t eat meat in any shape that reminds me that it used to be an animal. I need my shit Processed. Drumsticks, T-bone steaks? Can’t do it. I need ground meat.

what about dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets?

Psh dinosaurs aren’t real lol

and you think chickens are?

(via demilypyro)

chefpyro:

I’m not a vegetarian cause I love meat too much but I actually can’t eat meat in any shape that reminds me that it used to be an animal. I need my shit Processed. Drumsticks, T-bone steaks? Can’t do it. I need ground meat.

what about dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets?

asbestosgirlfriend:

lesbenny:

lesbenny:

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imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall

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one time they went to a bbq as a kid and a grill ran over their mom

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st-hedge:

tetra-the-sage:

st-hedge:

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My friend who has been hunting all of the korok seeds has allowed Link to eat nothing but raw food

Wait do people actually use the cooking mechanic??? At most I’ll throw an armful of raw meat onto an open flame. Otherwise I’m just cramming a thousand raw nuts and apples in my face between hits.

I’m calling the Link social services on so many people

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citytwinkmac:

May I present to you Dennis Reynolds quotes that I say on a daily basis

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concentrated-mug-of-me:
“akamaruu:
“ whovian69420:
“ akamaruu:
“happy 6th anniversary to DashCon!
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quick reblog this u only have today to do it !!
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your comment is a lie actually it CLEARLY states July 11 - July 13 so there are THREE days you can...

concentrated-mug-of-me:

akamaruu:

whovian69420:

akamaruu:

happy 6th anniversary to DashCon!

quick reblog this u only have today to do it !!

your comment is a lie actually it CLEARLY states July 11 - July 13 so there are THREE days you can reblog this post PLEASE stop LYING on the internet, god

happy 7th anniversary to dashcon!

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Anonymous asked:

Tiamat has always been a milf!!

probablybadrpgideas:

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luxwing:

luxwing:

luxwing:

I miss when electronics came in at least six colors and none of the colors were beige

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Why the hell did we stop doing this????

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Originally posted by king-ofthetrill

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nudityandnerdery:

insomnia-productions:

bauliya:

vadergf:

“loki is the new tumblr sexyman” bro hes an original. hes one of the blueprints. this isnt new, this is just a revival

“loki is the new tumblr sexyman” what’s next. are we going to make posts going hey guys I just discovered this bbc series called sherlock it’s so good why does no one ever talk about it

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a red sun rises. blood has been spilled this night

why is everyone surprised at the revival of loki tumblr sexyman? revival is kind of lokis thing

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