tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that
I thought only Arab girls were told this but looks like it’s universal
When I was about 15 (and super thin, like there was not a single curve on my body) I was in a bikini at a family pool party and apparently my uncle commented to my dad “You should tell Elvira to cover up more, sometimes I have to look away when I see her” and my dad replied “That’s because you’re a pervert”
popplio:
hey don't worry uh, pisshorse, no one liked me at first either
oshawott:
yeah they'll... they'll learn to like you i... i think?
pisshorse:
pisshorse
popplio:
*sweating* hoo boy
me:
*forgets friends birthdays*
me:
*confuses memories*
me:
*forgets own middle name*
me, also:
hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents
when you think about it the big bang theory is basically a live action sitcom equivalent of ctrl+alt+del. they both feature unrealistic cartoonish archetypal nerd characters, they both have the same repetitive overly verbose joke delivery, and they both have the same style of weird anti-humor
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I just realized what will make japser turn against yellow diamond. The cluster. She has a respect for fighting fair and not using cheap tactics so finding out that Yellow Diamond was going to use fusion of the dead will probably send her over the edge similar to how acting irrational is what sent peridot over the edge.
no man, you’re thinking of cowboy bee boo boo bop boo boo bop
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character:
says "I like bread" that one time
fandom:
character has an obsession with bread. bread is character's true love. draws character as bread. every meta joke in fanfic is about bread. the character's room is wallpapered with bread
