Silver Tongue

May 16

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deciphricker-deactivated2017123 asked: it is cold in the house. how do you make it not cold

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

set your house on fire

Set your house on fire, you will be warm for a day.
Set yourself on fire and you will be warm for life

madradical asked: How does one spot a fuccboi?

deoxyrebornicleic:

mifs-chan:

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

first sign of a fuccboi is disrespectful attitude :y

second sign is repeated use of the phrase “no homo”

third sign is bullshit “one way street” mindset

Fourth sign is calling themselves a nice guy

celestia-stuff:

my-little-mod-blog:

theotakux:

worldofcatfood:

TIL about https://www.captionbot.ai/, software by Microsoft that claims to be able to recognise the contents of an image. Let’s put it to the test.

Impressive!! Next!

Well, a man stuffed into an animal, yes we’ll give you that.

Pretty good indeed. Let’s turn it up a notch.

This image not only confused it but even ruined its ability to grammar.

I can see why you’d think that. Let’s try one for TheOtakux.

At this point I lost it.

At least the giraffe one made sense… 

HAH

I tried this out and a couple of the guesses involved surfboards. There were no surfboards. What is it with this robot and surfboards?

i tried so many different pictures but it mostly just gave me ‘’a person on a surfboard in a skatboard park’’ and ‘’a pair of skiis’’

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deep-sea-prince:

I’d be a lot less scared of life if i had multiple save files

shreddednettles:

i know this joke has been made before but like

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thebrownhatter:

ciiphord:

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einthebusinessdeer:

the-entire-furry-fandom:

Animal Planet’s The Most Extreme isn’t on Netflix ))):

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