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deciphricker-deactivated2017123 asked: it is cold in the house. how do you make it not cold
set your house on fire
Set your house on fire, you will be warm for a day.
Set yourself on fire and you will be warm for life
madradical asked: How does one spot a fuccboi?
first sign of a fuccboi is disrespectful attitude :y
second sign is repeated use of the phrase “no homo”
third sign is bullshit “one way street” mindset
Fourth sign is calling themselves a nice guy
TIL about https://www.captionbot.ai/, software by Microsoft that claims to be able to recognise the contents of an image. Let’s put it to the test.
Impressive!! Next!
Well, a man stuffed into an animal, yes we’ll give you that.
Pretty good indeed. Let’s turn it up a notch.
This image not only confused it but even ruined its ability to grammar.
I can see why you’d think that. Let’s try one for TheOtakux.
At this point I lost it.
At least the giraffe one made sense…
HAH
I tried this out and a couple of the guesses involved surfboards. There were no surfboards. What is it with this robot and surfboards?
i tried so many different pictures but it mostly just gave me ‘’a person on a surfboard in a skatboard park’’ and ‘’a pair of skiis’’

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I’d be a lot less scared of life if i had multiple save files
i know this joke has been made before but like
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Animal Planet’s The Most Extreme isn’t on Netflix ))):
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