Silver Tongue

May 16

mishjerry:
“  every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before
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mishjerry:

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

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every steven universe villain

chefpyro:

First appearance: THIS CHARACTER IS A SERIOUS THREAT. OMINOUS TONE. CAMERA MOVEMENTS THAT SHOW HOW IMPOSING THEY ARE. PROBABLY DOES SOMETHING CRUEL FOR NO REAL REASON.

After regular appearances: this character is just. a huge loser. just the biggest dork. look at this idiot. why were we ever afraid of them

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I know why Jasper didn’t show her face

jasper-positivity:

She was hiding it because her eyeliner wasn’t on point after a whole year of being imprisoned in a water cage.
It wasn’t water proof….

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alpacalypse:
“ gorillas just being gal pals. not gay! just gorilla gal pals
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alpacalypse:

gorillas just being gal pals. not gay! just gorilla gal pals

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deanprincesster:

carryontoabetterplaceabettertime:

deanprincesster:

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

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Just remembered something

averpid:

no-mi-torta:

ladygolem:

spacecaptainoftheforest:

silver-tongues-blog:

The cluster reaching out in pain

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It reminds me of part of the pyramid temple mural

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also, looking at it now, she has a triangle hair and some sort of eyeware. No clue what the significance of this is but maybe it was a peridot who came up with the idea of the cluster anyways

oh shit she’s also inside a triangle………….that could definitely be peridot inside the drill

what if the murals aren’t showing the past….. BUT THE FUTURE

OMG THERE WAS SOMEONE WITH A THEORY (ayvee? that you buddy?) WHO SAID THE MURALS WERE DONE BUT HUMANS. PERHAPS THIS WAS A PROPHECY NOT A DEPICTION OF AN ACTUAL EVENT HAPPENING IN THEIR PRESENT.

HOOOOOLY SHIT HOW’D WE JUST REMEMBER GEMS CAN FORESEE THE FUTURe

@radioactivesupersonic @the-a-j-universe

No they can’t, only sapphire could. Garnet said it was a super rare ability.

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deoxyrebornicleic:

MY COLLEAGUE ALREADY HATES ME BECAUSE OF MY SKELETON MEMES

If there’s nothing you can do then it sounds like you/’re boned

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