Silver Tongue

May 15

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ponythehorse:

when the optional superboss has an unskippable cutscene before the battle

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sansserifaster:

someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack

me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what

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laddermatch:

lesbienjolras:

imagine making friends with someone, and you get on really well and become pretty close. you’ve been friends for a few months when they tell you, “i need to show you something.” you watch in awe as they open twitter, log into the account @dril, and make a tweet right before your eyes. what would you do

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• Bucky: (side-eyeing Sam) (speaking in Russian) So Natasha, what am I supposed to do with this Sriracha stuff?
• Natasha: (in Russian) It's spicy, put it on anything, it's really good. Why are you glaring at Sam like that?
• Bucky: (in Russian) I'm pretending to talk shit about him. Is it good on eggs?
• Natasha: (in Russian) Oh, fantastic. I'm going to glare at Steve and pretend to talk shit. Yes, it's great on eggs.
• Bucky and Natasha: (scowling at Sam and Steve)
• Sam: The fuck is going on over there.
• Steve: I don't know but I don't like it.
• Bucky: (in Russian) This is the most fun I've had since 1944.
• Natasha: (high-fives Bucky)

chefpyro:

Give me a nickname for a female Banette.

bayonetta

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You have now fucked the character on your desktop/mobile wallpaper.

shake666productions:

How fucked are you?

this means Dave can time travel and we can have an orgy with our copies.

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