Silver Tongue

May 15

klefable:

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

mcrvels:

I don’t give a fuck if nasa changed the zodiac. You know what nasa also did? Took planetary status away from Pluto. They can’t be trusted

(via rosexknight)

May 14

[video]

xigbar:

softhardgrunge:

swarnpert:

when someone kills u and then taunts

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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMEONE’S TAUNTING YOU WHEN YOU’RE DEAD??????????

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(via bloodsbane)

True facts about Leonardo da Vinci

xbutterxcupx:

One of the most famous explorers of the Arctic

Was a Latin Tyrannosaurus rex

Leonardo rexa Vinces was his real full name

Leonardo is Latin for ‘terrible lizard’

Known specifically for his skills on the funk bass

He played bass on “I Wish” by Stevie Wonder

All of Herbie Hancock’s Head Hunters was him on bass

He was in Titanic

In 1987, he was the quarterback for the Washington Redskins and was the first black quarterback to win a Super Bowl

He’s still alive

Was the best grape farmer

Was in The Notebook under the pen name Hugh Grant

Masquerades as an Australian named Ross

Hat salesman

Was Nala in the Lion King

Still uses hotmail

Creator of Facebook

Discovered America

President of the United States of America

senpai-motherbrain:

zoseaplier:

marblehornetz:

things i love about game grumps

  • when dan laughs so hard he goes totally quiet
  • when arin laughs and he starts coughing afterwards
  • “ok……..real talk?” and then they go on to say some total bullshit
  • the high fives
  • when dan starts singing a song really loudly and then trails off
  • arin’s sick beatboxing
  • the songs/raps based on what theyre doing in the game
  • “i guess it’s just a jersey thing” and then it sometimes not being a jersey thing
  • the character names (see: itta pupu, buttlet, smeef, spiarmf, macaronigrille, slurmp)
  • when danny screams and he just goes “hhhHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
  • arin burping directly into the microphone
  • “fuckin….start the episode over” / “RUN THE INTRO AGAIN”
  • one of them saying a joke and the other building on it and then going back and forth
  • when they get super close to the mic
  • danny laughing at his own jokes
  • not being able to start/finish a joke/story because they keep laughing 
  • the improv sessions
  • the impressions and silly voices 
  • when arin says/does something and danny says “stop” even though hes laughing
  • when they reference bits or jokes from an older series
  • callbacks in general
  • the podcast-y episodes
  • “hey, yknow what?” “whats that” “nnNEXT TIME ON GAME GRUMPS”
  • the list of favorite words (butler, headbutt, buttcheeks, dictator, cocktail)  
  • dan’s stories about his dad
  • them genuinely having a nice time together and laughing and having fun because theyre such good friends

feel free to add to this if u want

-Failed high fives
-“it’s okay big cat”
-when Arin screws up and Dan just says “Arin”
-psychology grumps
-tired grumps
-Arin getting passionately angry

-The way they advertise things (see: crunchyroll, lootcrate)

-After Danny says something and at the end he goes “uh dur”

(via bloodsbane)

rustnut:
“ I freaking love the chara/gaster cross! It’s just so raaaaaaaddddddddd!!!!!!!
@sarcasticasides owns the character~
”

rustnut:

I freaking love the chara/gaster cross! It’s just so raaaaaaaddddddddd!!!!!!!

@sarcasticasides owns the character~

(via artwheat)

cat-pun:
“ SURPRISE i entered that contest a while back !! if you lilke my design/ wanna see it on a cool tshirt or other Material Object please rate it :’)
”

cat-pun:

SURPRISE i entered that contest a while back !! if you lilke my design/ wanna see it on a cool tshirt or other Material Object please rate it :’)

(via bloodsbane)

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via thatsthat24)

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

(via thatsthat24)