Silver Tongue

May 13

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Peridot’s Character Development Through Hugs

uncomfortable–>wow thanks–>initiating it herself

Don’t talk to me or my 50,000,000,000 lesbians ever again

The shards unanimously start chanting “no” when Steven tells them they’ll destroy the earth if they form;
these Crystal Gems, even after having their consciousnesses shattered to the point where they have “no idea who they are or what’s happening around them”, and being left all alone for thousands of years, still wish to protect the earth at their core.

dont’ you mean at earths core?

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Steven: watermelon island has a good community
me: buddy they decide who gets ritual sacrificed via Nose Goes

adambloghart:

artaeologist:
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model

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ghost-y:

Steven Universe episode 1: Steven thinks he can only use magic by eating ice cream!
Steven Universe episode 80: Steven pacifies a writhing mass of the fractured souls of millions who should be dead in order to prevent them from wiping out all life

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an assortment of lines from the movie “hoodwinked” in no particular order

pansexualkiba:

“You AGAIN?! What do I have to do, get a restraining order?!”
“You sayin’ this guy’s a cop?!” “Worse. He’s a reporter.”
“I’m getting schnitzel’d left and right. I cannot even sell the bunion cream!”
“I wanna do an expose. Maybe a coffeebook – I don’t drink coffee, maybe a chai tea latte book.”
“The only crime I’ve ever committed is making my goodies unlawfully delicious!”
“I noticed you have three G’s tattooed onto the back of your neck. That’s appropriate, since there are three strikes against you.”
“THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS AGOOOOOO A WITCH DONE PUT A SPELL ON MEEEEEE”
“I just wanna go home and hibernate.”
“It’s true. I never did like the quilting bees and the bingo parlors. I’d rather live life to the extreme.”
“Grandma, what’s this?” “Oh! I-It says ‘World’s Greatest Grandma’!” “Grandma, I can read. It says, ‘Battle of the Iron Cage Gladiators’.”
“Sweet tea and biscuits! We gotta do something!” “I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible.”
“No. Not prison! NOT FOR A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY RABBIT!“

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