We just bought a cute sofa from an antique shop, while being very obviously a couple and looking like a butch/femme salt and pepper shaker set, and the shop owner wanted to know how long we’d been, and I quote, “hanging out.”
I’ll still laughing at this the next morning.
*gets down on one knee in front of gal pal* *takes out ring* Will you hang out with me?
There was one time I was out shoe shopping with my partner and I was debating buying these cute pastel green shoes. The saleswoman was like “well why don’t we ask your friend here?” I said “oh actually this is my partner.” The woman stared at us blank faced for a few awkward seconds before forcibly smiling and saying, “partner in crime?”
JAW….DROP….
partner in fucking crime oh my god
Gal pals hanging out, committing crimes. NBD.
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Avoiding spoilers for 12 hours straight is gonna be a bitch
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“Emotions organize — rather than disrupt — rational thinking. Traditionally, in the history of Western thought, the prevailing view has been that emotions are enemies of rationality and disruptive of cooperative social relations.
But the truth is that emotions guide our perceptions of the world, our memories of the past and even our moral judgments of right and wrong, most typically in ways that enable effective responses to the current situation.”
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That mare sure is worthy of her Element
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#DESTROYED
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i will now only be accepting anon hate in the form of those zoobe video messages thank you this has been a PSA
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Looks like the screenshot of a new Disney Channel series
“She’s 15 and an aspiring singer”
“and she’s a gorilla”
“And now they are STEP-SISTERS”
“Life will NEVER be the same for Madison and CoCo”
“Also for some reason its a secret and they dress CoCo up like a human to go to school”
“MONKEY BUSINESS. ONLY ON DISNEY CHANNEL”
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