Silver Tongue

Jul 11

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jen-iii:

No Chill Sapphire is my favorite

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what i say: i'm bored
what i mean: none of my usual hobbies are stimulating enough for me anymore because i am dead inside and i am desperately craving human interaction in a vain attempt to keep myself from slipping into the abyss of insanity

Jul 10

betty-the-beehive-mod:

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:
achievement-hunter:
miggylol:
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
pumpkin everything
#ITS STILL JULY YOU ANIMALS
THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO START THE HALLOWEEN SEASON

BECAUSE THIS IS THE BEST TIME OF YEAR TO START GROWING YOUR OWN PUMPKINS

SERIOUSLY

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Imagine my disappointment when I cut this watermelon in half

the-otaku-club:

gostatisfy:

OH GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS
IM SO GLAD I STOPPED SCROLLING

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elleandtheoubliette:

just-shower-thoughts:
A buttload of dildos is only one dildo.
thats quitter talk my friend

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