Silver Tongue

Jul 10

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oh-my-ouat:

hellasatanic:

oh-my-ouat:

oh-my-ouat:

This kid in my french class today told the teacher he could scream like a goat and the teacher was like “show me” and the kid just replied “ONE SECOND I GOTTA GO PRACTICE” and then ran out of the class. We all went quiet and the next thing we heard was really faint yelling coming from the boy’s bathroom next door until he got dragged back to class by another teacher that looked horrified omfg our teacher couldn’t even start our class for 20 minutes because she was laughing too hard

Update: he finally got the opportunity to do it in french and we had three different teachers run to our class to find out what was going on and my teacher couldn’t explain because she was in tears oh my god

I am upstairs in bed and I laughed so hard I woke up my boyfriend who was sleeping on the couch downstairs

I can’t believe this post is still going

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rawdibunu:

“Then who’s the one protecting you?”

I’m going to hell for this

(via betty-the-murder-mare)

balile:

l2osequartz:

banana

(via deep-sea-prince)

You know you’re a 90s kid when you have no good source of income and want to die

(Source: punlich, via saccharinecyanide)

• me on a date: so how do you feel about Greg Universe?
• them: He is a terrible father who is lazy and doesn't support his child and is irresponsible.
• me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: sorry but i have to go home right now immediately

important things tumblr will not teach you

perfidiousalbion:

frederick-the-great:

death-limes:

retrocize:

• hating everyone will get you nowhere
• actual depression fucking sucks
• having low self esteem isn’t cute
• you are as pretty as you believe you are
• cigarettes will kill you

• even the best/most moral argument will be met with resistance if it is presented in a spiteful and immature way
  
• no one person can speak for an entire group
• there is a difference between embracing and exploiting/romanticizing

• Shouting does not mean you’re right.
• Appealing to emotion does not mean you’re right.
• Most things in life are not as simple, straightforward and black and white as tumblr will make you believe.
• Most people are too complicated to be reduced to simple labels.
• Everyone screws up. Including you. You’re not perfect, you’re as flawed and inconsistent as everyone else. The sooner you learn this the better.
  

• When a person disagrees with you it doesn’t equate to a personal attack.
  
• When raising your own kids you will make mistakes. You won’t “raise them the right way” because in reality there is no one correct path to raising a child.
  
• America is not the world, nor is it the worst country in the world. In fact it’s a good deal better than most countries. 
  
• Communism has been tried properly. Millions died.
  

(via picketsmodblog-deactivated20181)

acleverprofilename:

the-velveteen-buneary:

primal-blaziken:

Tumblr’s obsession with Pepe is pretty much the same thing as Facebook’s obsession with Minions.

I hate this post for opening my eyes

consider this:

minions are used to be merchandised and profited off of

pepe is spread and shared throughout the meme working class

therefore: 

minions = evil meme capitalism

pepe = glorious meme communism

(via saccharinecyanide)

Imagine if Chris Pratt taught his raptors how to say “allen”

shorm:

shorm:

shorm:

There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones.

i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason this doesn’t have many notes is because you’re all too busy making out with your phones

i’m so glad this has taken off because

i was right

(Source: shorm, via saccharinecyanide)