Silver Tongue

May 12

Danny: You can't just, like, wear a Pope hat, right? You have to be a Pope, right?
Arin: You can wear whatever you want, Dan.
Danny: No, but I mean, like...is it disrespectful to wear a Pope hat? As a Halloween costume?
Arin: On Halloween you can dress as fucking anything! You can dress as Hitler!
Danny: I beg to differ! People get in trouble every year for dressing as some crazy shit on Halloween.
Arin: What? Really?
Danny: Yeah! Don't you remember those college girls who put on blackface and shit for Halloween?
Arin: Well...okay...
Danny: Yeah! That's what I'm saying! That falls under the category of "anything."
Arin: True. But that's like, a racially insensitive costume in general.
Danny: AND HITLER IS NOT?
Arin: Well, no, because that's not a costume. That's a person. I mean, you gotta be careful who you wear that around--
Danny: YEAH, LIKE ME FOR INSTANCE.

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massivelimestonecube:
massivelimestonecube:
massivelimestonecube:
??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat
i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here
would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still
chaotic good

(via bloodsbane)

silver-tongues-blog asked: YOU HAVE A MULLET

jitterbugjive:

It’s actually a fauxhawk with a rat tail but sure, I can disguise it to look like a mullet
Mullets are actually super workable hairstyles
the 80s knew what was going on maaan

it looks like if joe dirt went scene

[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]
me: yesssss
[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]
me: Y ESSSSSSS

jitterbugjive:

xxxkyrareaperxxx:
kibazenia:
naturepunk:
adorablesnakes:
lostinathought:
anchor-arms:
clorinspats:
pampoovey:
sexhaver:
stunningpicture:
I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
dont smoke weed kids
its like a noodle with a weird meatball
the more i look at this snake the more i laugh
“Meth is one Hell of a drug”
How are people afraid of snakes; they’re magically ridiculous looking
It’s also called the Chunk-Headed Tree Snake because it’s like a big ol’ chunk on the end of a long stick I guess.

I also have a stuffed snake named Chunk after this type of snake :)
Nature made this and was like, “Yeah. This is acceptable.”
Oh my gosh
@xxxkyrareaperxxx
‘I have a big head any no arms’
holy shit is this thing actually real
slendersnake

(via jitterbugjive)

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