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[video]
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
So you would rather eat a charmander alive? What kind of sick fuck are you?
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
stop captioning vines i can hear
“I can hear. That means every single person of the population can too!”
stop making glasses, I can see just fine!!!!!!!
Stop making wheel chairs, I can walk just fine
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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*taps mic* American soldiers fighting in imperialist wars are not brave nor are they fighting for anyone’s freedom. They are mercilessly slaughtering 3rd world civilians and fighting to maintain American hegemony. That is all, thank you! *drops mic*
*picks up mic* Also many soldiers are being exploited by the American government/elite who encourage the idea that joining the military is a good alternative to college or joining the work force, especially for impoverished individuals who feel that they don’t have many options. *gently places mic back down*
(via saccharinecyanide)
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Masquerade masks are so beautiful. They can make someone look like a profesional thief, a supervillain, an antihero or just straight up classy.
They are just…
What doesn’t kill you might kill someone else. So careful with the urge to say “I’ve seen worse” or “it could be worse”
More people need to understand this
(via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)
What did you think would happen ?
see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t mess with me woman i will nail you
That was totally
(Source: kentuckydarby, via saccharinecyanide)
