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2012 tumblr dashboard
- nick cage, internet explorer, comic sans, and crocs
- WHAT IF TUMBLR WAS A SCHOOL?
- “this is the only sex gif i’ll ever reblog”
- posts written as an anNOYING CRESCENDO
- david karp unironically being called daddy
- peasant
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My dad went to college in a really bad part of town when he was younger and there were always a lot of homeless people asking for money. So he gave as much as he could to people, but there were so many people so at a point he’d just start saying, “Oh, sorry. Not today”. And walk off.
So this one day my dad was in a rush and this scruffy looking guy comes up to him and mumbles somthing about money. And my dad just walked by and said “Oh, sorry. Not today.” And he went inside the bookstore he was going to.
Once my dad gets inside the bookstore he turns around to see the guy who came up to him outside looking very angry. And then he realized that the guy had said, “Give me all your money.”
So my dad said “Oh, sorry. Not today.” to someone who was trying to mug him.
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