A few years back my dad and I went to this kitschy tourist trap in York called the York Dungeon that was basically a series of live action Horrible Histories vignettes and one of them was a crooked court where the judge would call guests up, ask where they were from, and read out their crimes before passing judgement. My dad got picked and the judge asked where he was from and when he said “Texas” the judge immediately declared him guilty and sentenced him to death
I asked you to not talk about my time as a medieval judge
Anonymous asked: Refuse to tell your players the time of day. Instead, play the appropriate hourly track from the animal crossing OST as background music
day one of quarantine. i’ve gathered my most glamorous friends with the most shocking secrets to my secluded mansion. but there’s been a mysterious murder…….
Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.
wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.
So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along
