Silver Tongue

May 08

yyamcha:

imagine being an actress and having to pretend ur in love with Adam sandler

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kanjiklubs:

when u never got to go to the tosche station to pick up those power converters

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• Ruby: The stars are beautiful tonight.
• Sapphire: Me.
• Ruby: You know what else is—wait, what.

turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

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projectendo:

confound Dem Boys™ 

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“YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!” — a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

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neversarcastic:

When the bae thinks ur trying to cuddle but really you are just sapping their warmth to fuel your own reptilian body

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genderjuice:

undercover-witch:

Long lost cousin of:

this is like when you visit a /d/rawthread and someone unironically requests a fucking 5 page comic of some anime girl being turned into a bag of candy and being eaten by another completely random anime girl or whatever and they get pissed when no one wants to draw that

That is a suspiciously specific example

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