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it’s contour
his arms are gradually receding upwards
hes gradually loosing his back curve
His buck teeth gradually close in.
he gradually becomes less funny and more annoying
(Source: wizkhali, via demon-space-boi)
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don’t see why i had to be thrown out of the sistine chapel for drawing one small dick on the wall when there’s like a thousand dicks on the ceiling
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i love when fanfiction describes male orgasm simply as
“he exploded”
just like
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“The real queen bitch, Liam!” — Matt, presenting Queen Bitch Liam Miller II, also known as The Queen Of Vita (via superbestfriendconfessions)
11…just..11 more followers and I’ll be at 600 orz
Go follow this nerd
(via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person
I’m usually the next person to open it again
(Source: marioclash, via saccharinecyanide)
quick someone link me that picture with the anime guy taking off his shirt and he has like 30 abs
(via deep-sea-prince)
“ma’am can i see your id?”
IT EXPIRES NOVEMBER 21, 2015. THAT IS THIS YEAR PEOPLE REBLOG WHILE IT’S STILL VALID
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