NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*smashes button and steps one pile of legos faster than you can say ow*
i’m pretty sure everybody reblogging my post doesn’t know how painful stepping on lego ACTUALLY IS
STEPPING ON A LEGO IS SO PAINFUL BUT COME O ITS TOTTALLY WORTH IT YOU ASSHOLE
AGGRESSIVELY STEPS ON A LEGO WITH THE DETERMINATION OF A THOUSAND SUNS
you do realize you can also change species, right? i dunno, i think stepping on a lego is worth becoming a dragon.
you basically become a shape-shifting magical girl—your transformation sequence is stepping on the lego.
y’all are reblogging this but like
nobody said you couldn’t wear shoes
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Mmm qué dices
I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY
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Fucking Sal
You could always ruin his life
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I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes.
This is very true.
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT’S AN ALLEYGATOR I’M GONNA YELL
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I AM VERY UPSET
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