Silver Tongue

May 05

gluttonace:
“ A sleepy peepy
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gluttonace:

A sleepy peepy

thatsthat24:
“ shitshilarious:
“ queerqueerspawn:
“ james-tiqueerius:
“ queerqueerspawn:
“ glampersand:
“ glowcloud:
“ kittiesinqueerland:
“ robalyn:
“ the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.
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new york...

thatsthat24:

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

But again, Greenland is right out

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scrublord-nito:
“
The legend continues
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scrublord-nito:

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The legend continues

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Y’know what I find kinda sad?

mandareeboo:

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Amethyst personally told Steven about the Kindergarten and her creation on Earth, despite it being a great shame to her.

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Garnet personally told Steven that she was a fusion; and, while it was spur of the moment, she had been planning on explaining it to him later on, because she knew he would accept her (something she hadn’t known for sure prior) and wanted to be the one to tell him herself.

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Pearl didn’t tell Steven anything. But it’s more than that. She never planned on telling Steven anything.

A member of Crewniverse has been quoted on saying that Steven knows the least about Pearl, and she’s worked to make it that way. And who can blame her? Who wouldn’t prefer to make themselves the brave and noble knight, fighting for a cause; rather than the once lost slave- one in a million?

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bitchnojutsu:

grimascloaca:

Naruto: *starts a running sequence in the forest*
Me: OOO they’re about to explain something i could not infer with my own intelligence lets pay close attention

Kakashi, between 20 second long leaps from one branch to the next: *goes over their mission in painful detail*

Naruto, also defying gravity: What-? I dont understand ttebayo! What does that mean????

Sakura, suddenly getting serious: *explains what Kakashi just said only with more emotional depth*

Naruto, finally touching down on a branch: *frowns off into the distance* Sasuke….

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johan-rapper:

tumblr analyzing the factions of fallout 4

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bethesda creating the factions of fallout 4

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kappaengineer:

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CONFOUND THOSE STREET FIGHTERS!

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UNHAND HER, FANG BACKSLIDE!

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*Rashid’s theme playing in the distance*

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