Silver Tongue

May 05

der-prinz-aus-stahl:
“ flyawaymax:
“ That’s the opposite of a problem
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I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
“Are you sure it actually says 1,450?”
“Yeah, why would it be a mistake?” ”

der-prinz-aus-stahl:

flyawaymax:

That’s the opposite of a problem

I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?

“Are you sure it actually says 1,450?”

“Yeah, why would it be a mistake?”

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jitterbugjive:

jitterbugjive:

stormmodblog

… Eh, except Hamlet’s father was a bit of an asshole, whilst Mordred’s father was King Arthur, a person of justice and unity. Sooooo….

Who fucked his sister, (yes he was tricked but it still happened and he tried to pretend like it didn’t happen and he didn’t have a bastard son) ignored multiple codes of honor in both the code of chivalry and code of courtly love, and actually was a pretty shitty king who had a lot of questionable men who ALSO broke multiple codes chosen as his knights of the round table

I studied this shit for months because our AP lit class was supposed to hold a full on trial for each knight of the round table and king arthur himself to judge if they were really just or not. I was Mordred’s defender, and I will stand by him completely because I studied the SHIT out of his case and by his own peoples’ laws and beliefs, he was probably the most chivalrous person there. The ‘wrongs’ that he did were to protest the violations of the codes that the king, his wife, and lancelot broke on multiple occasions.


don’t even get me started on Arthurian lore.

you will lose.

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quartz-poker:

annlarimer:

richiewhite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “you’re in here alot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute and responds “I don’t think I am”
And poof he disappears

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they are familiar with Descartes postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse

GO TO YOUR ROOM!

I’m ashamed at how much this made me laugh.

this whole joke is the most esoteric thing I’ve ever read. it has so many depths to it from a subverted joke, to a philosophical joke and ends on a fucking play on words.

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Garfield is a Youkai

chorocojo:

So… I think beloved comics page feline and king of comedy “Garfield” is a bakeneko. Shocking, I know. Here is my evidence:

According to Japanese folklore, a cat may become a bakeneko by meeting any of the following three conditions:
-Living over ten years of age.
Check
-Reaching one kan (3.75 kg or 8.25 lbs) in weight
Big Check


Once transformed, bakeneko gain a range of paranormal powers. These powers are used to haunt the household they live in. They include:
-menacing (even eating) sleeping humans

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That’s a check.

-walking on its hind legs.

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HMM.

-They may use their shape-shifting powers to live a life as a human would normally …

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-… sometimes by taking the place of a member of the household after killing and consuming them in their sleep.
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Bakeneko also have the ability to eat anything in their way, regardless of size

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or edibility.image

Bakeneko are also sometimes said to have the power to enter someone’s dreams.

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The evidence is all right there, people. Garfield is a godless youkai and must be exterminated. Fuck you Garfield.

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(Source: facebook.com, via thatsthat24)

tgweaver:
“ 4testicles:
“ Good news everyone!
I got two awesome voice actors! Ty everyone who send me their demos .
Also ty to Weaver and pally for the reblog, I can’t believe this got so mutch attention .
Ty everyone, here is a rough cut of the...

tgweaver:

4testicles:

Good news everyone!
I got two awesome voice actors! Ty everyone who send me their demos .
Also ty to Weaver and pally for the reblog, I can’t believe this got so mutch attention .

Ty everyone, here is a rough cut of the animation, no mouth-voice sync and the BG is not clean yet, also just placeholder colours.

The casting call is over and the project is well underway with these talented animators and VAs. Thank you to everyone who sent in and auditioned!

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