I didn’t let a white boy in my class use a sharpie today and he said “wow looks like someone’s on their period” and his entire group of friends started laughing and I think that basically sums up the humor of a typical white boy
I am a 14 year old asian boy and at least i have the dignity to not use “kthxbai”
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James got so good at disguises that he infiltrated a whole new anime
That’s clearly not james. All of james’s disguises were female personas.
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Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
I do.
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
Something for you all to nope over.
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kilalabunniesthe most dangerous game
#boop
Who has time to make bumper cars specifically for bunnies?
people doing the lord’s work, that’s who
His little blue hat popping off at the end!!
Bumper buns
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everyone’s always like “dragons in the past/ robots in the future” but consider this
dragons in the future
selective breeding and novelty science of winged lizards goes a little too far and then when they escape they continue evolving
futuristic megacities trying to safeguard themselves against dragons which might come along hoping to find a snack
huge flocks of dragons flying south for the winter
dragonlings rooting through rubbish bins behind restaurants and being shooed away
*slams fists on desk* YOU’RE HIRED
And in the wake of destruction, the future Dragon awakens an ancient sleeping automoton, a robot from the past if you will. And the two duke it out and it’s so rad.
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son of a bitch
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