Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.
THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.
Dear tumblr-SJWs - I know you outdo yourself day by day in tackling world issues of tremendous importance and let your voice of reason be heard from your PC (since we all know that this is the best way to fight crimes against social justice).
In case you ever take a well deserved break from saving the world from the perils of racism and actually leave the house, you might be facing a gargantuan glowing orb in the sky. We unknowing people call that “the sun” (read this as a trigger warning cause its actually bright - and a danger esp. to vampirekin).
It sounds dangerous and should be called out especially because of its harmful radiation. Said radiation is known to affect the one racial trait you NEED to distinguish people (because we all know that a righteous god wrote a persons race, ethnicity and nationality onto their skin - for your convenience): the color of their skin . It is basically one horrid brownfacing racist skybulb nobody understands.
Us savages, we call that act of radiation-based brownfacing “tanning”. It is very problematic. I hereby ask for the sun to be called out under all circumstances.
I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:
At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.
ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet
mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia
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“It’s gonna be a week full of gay sex, but this time, no baby boom!”
— My brother
