Silver Tongue

Mar 22

dhovorei:

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

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teathattast:

spaghettioverdose:

teathattast:

Bro they did surgery on an orange 😳

They did surgery on an orange 😳

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imtotallystoked:

smitethepatriarchy:

This reporter’s reaction to Donald Trump shitting all over the most obvious softball question is my new most favorite thing of ever.

Yikes

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postmarxed:

normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

ndiecity:

postmarxed:

Man how did Palpatine get that surgical reconstruction center named after him like 15 min after declaring himself emperor like that had to have been his very first command

that was order 67

Order 69 was when

When he

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corsolanite:

JAMES 👏🏾TREATS 👏🏾HIS 👏🏾POKÉMON 👏🏾RIGHT 👏🏾AND 👏🏾I 👏🏾LOVE 👏🏾THAT👏🏾

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felassanns:

playing dragon age: origins like

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cordyceps-sapiens:

bogleech:

Just learned that a Japanese term for seahorse is Tatsu no Otoshigo and it literally means “dragon’s illegitimate child”

bastard

Originally posted by ianime0

bastard man

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