Silver Tongue

Jul 07

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chaospyromancy:

i made a uquiz where i assign you a dark souls 1 character on completely arbitrary opinions i have of them, and there is no lyrics question<3

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boroncornbread:
“ from a discord chat i was in
GHB becomes the clown pope
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boroncornbread:

from a discord chat i was in

GHB becomes the clown pope

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jitterbugjive:
““Oh hi :0
It’s completely normal if you don’t remember me since it’s been literal years, but I was that one kid back then who requested for art way back when I was watching the Lovestruck Derpy series. I created a tumblr account (now...

jitterbugjive:

Oh hi :0

It’s completely normal if you don’t remember me since it’s been literal years, but I was that one kid back then who requested for art way back when I was watching the Lovestruck Derpy series. I created a tumblr account (now deactivated out of the painful cringe I looked back upon lmao) just to ask that. I remember saying something along the lines of “Hey can you draw this and I’ll give you a stolen png of Kirby?”. Of course, I deleted tumblr after that debacle, and haven’t touched the site until recently.

I know that it’s obviously very latefor an apology, but I hope you enjoy this small doodle of the pink circle :)

Oh hi, yeah it was quite a long time ago so I don’t really remember, but I appreciate you coming back to make up for it!Funfact kirby is my main Smash Bros fighter

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Fun fact: Tucker’s super rich mom made a point of only leaving him $1 in her will.

And she likely did that for a reason: So he couldn’t contest the will and argue “But maybe she was old and not in her right mind and forgot me.”

It’s apparently a specific practice amongst rich people when you want to leave a loathed family member nothing and don’t want to give them a leg to stand on in court.

Tucker’s mom giving off the Lucille Bluth vibes.

GET FUCKED TUCKER

Yeah, my great aunt decided to leave all of her property and money to my dad rather than any of her shitty kids or grandkids (like they all lived in houses she owned and maintained rent free within 5 miles of her own home and guess who took care of her for the last 10 years of her life? Like cleaning her house, taking her to church and appointments, and out shopping. My dad, my mom, and me.) She changed her will about 2 and a half years before she died and left each of her kids and grandkids $10 each so they couldn’t contest the will. She actually insisted on a traditional will reading, probably for the drama. I was 100 % sure her oldest son was gonna have a stroke when he realized Dad got just about everything, including all the houses they all lived in. Auntie even stipulated in her will that Dad should boot them all out if they gave him trouble and at the very least they should all start paying rent.

Anyway, if Dad hadn’t already had a will leaving everything to me and mom one of those jerks would probably have tried to kill him.

“Insisted on a traditional will reading probably just for the drama.”

Your great aunt was amazing.

Your dad showing up to the will reading like Ransom from Knives Out.

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Anonymous asked:

Do you have any tips for how to be fashionable goth for someone who's unfashionable and lazy?

cadaverkeys:

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Here’s a few examples of outfits you can likely find in most any local retailer! Things like chokers, belt chains, and platform boots are a little harder to come by but they do a lot of work in an outfit. Black should always be your main colour, and having a statement piece that’s in colour (like a plaid patterned trouser) is a super easy way to make something more flashy!
I avoided doing any outfits where dyed hair, pierced ears, or tattoos are visible, however they can also add to ur overall gothy look.
I hope this helps!

punpunichu:
“Even bad gals just wanna hold hands a little sometimes.
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punpunichu:

Even bad gals just wanna hold hands a little sometimes.

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Women in STEM (slut, transgender, egirl, milf)

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Nice

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