Silver Tongue

Apr 28

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professor-maple-mod:

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Deadpool meets Kylo Ren. [video]
@vronboy @ashisaurus

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booksofadam:

oh my me

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Apr 27

homosexualmango:

cranialgames:
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coffeeandcockatiels:
Always make sure to start Wandows Ngrmadly.
I don’t think this boot looks promising.
Wandows
Safe mode wath fetwgrkifg

tag yourself
I’m fetwgrkifg

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Fullmetal Alchemist men: Enormous. 6.5 feet tall. 80% muscle. Chiseled jawline. Would probably notice a spider inside and help it onto a little bit of tissue paper before gently releasing it on a leaf outside.
Fullmetal Alchemist women: Petite. 5 feet tall. Soft. Curvy features. Would probably lodge the blade of an axe 8 inches deep into the face of anyone who looked at them funny.

madlyinlov3onda:

two kinds of nerds

both of these are me

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sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

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Time Travel Shenanigans I love

stable time loops

Getting trolled by your future or past self

people getting confused trying to keep track of what they did when

people from the future being shocked at how versatile past things are

people from the past being fascinated by how amazing future things are

general shenanigans

thebootydiaries:

captainofsex:
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captainofsex:
thebootydiaries:
my fav thing about doctor whom is that we don’t know who the doctor is?? it’s like…who is the doctor….we literally don’t know! what an adventure. i haven’t slept in 3 days
Of course we KNOW who the Doctor is. You don’t know who the Doctor is. Stop trying to appeal to the fandom side of tumblr it’s Not Gonna Work
stop being mean 2 me…………i watched the movie………i like when he look in my eye with the light saver….. …
Ridiculously offensive. You’re going to FANDOM JAIL.
brah to what

I liked the part with the cyborg men

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theunvanquishedzims:

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

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