I know Steve is really talented with his shield and is like an expert with it
but just imagine him smacking it in his face
or tripping over it
or waking up in the middle of the night and he shuffles off to the bathroom only to step on the edge of the shield and it smacks him in the shin and he curses loudly enough to wake up the other Howling Commandos who just sit up and start laughing at the way Steve is holding onto his leg and swearing
Seriously, though, super-soldier or not, watching Steve learn to use his shield must’ve been A+ comedy!
Steve throws it at some HYDRA goons but misses them by a mile and it bounces off a wall and flies out through a window, and Steve is just standing there, whoops, while Bucky rolls his eyes, takes out the enemies with his rifle, and jogs back outside to fetch the shield.
Steve hasn’t learnt the ctrl+c to crouch move yet; he holds the shield in front of his face and a HYDRA sniper shoots him in the thigh. Bucky facepalms because Steve you idiot, the shield only protects the bits of you actually behind it. Eventually, Steve masters the art of hiding his entire body behind the shield, tortoise-style, by ducking and having Bucky chuck pebbles at whatever parts of him are sticking out - of course Bucky has a wicked good aim and an even more wicked sense of humour, and Steve ends up with some rather embarrassing bruises.
The Commandos are on a stealth mission to infiltrate a secret HYDRA base, except the shield slips, falls, and does that rolling-metal-lid-dropped-on-the-ground sound like clang!!-grooiinnng-rooiinng-ooiinnnng-rnnnng-rrnng-rrnng-rrnng until Steve puts his foot on it. Everyone stops and just stares at him.
Also, my personal headcanon is that Steve once bet the shield in a hand of poker and Bucky won it. So it’s actually been Bucky’s shield since October 1944, Steve’s just borrowing it.
So it’s actually been Bucky’s shield since October 1944, Steve’s just borrowing it.
Oh my god yes please
And eventually Steve gives it back to Bucky.
I thought this was about Steven Universe and got really confused when the Howling Commandos got involved.
Same here. it just goes to show that people named steve are good with shields.
Wait, if he’s half gem that means his mom would be a gem. It’s a bit sketchy but after garnet was confirmed for space lesbians, I can see them doing something like this
I can’t even believe how shitty this is. my partner and I went to sephora (the same one I got a shit ton of other stuff from) last Saturday and I knew we were being sus as all get out, but she wanted to keep going and I was just taking a few things that I knew I wanted from last time I was in there. we spent waaaaay too long in there and I was trying to get out fast but she was taking her time. anyway we didn’t beep when we got out but we did get stopped by lp. I think we could have made it out had we been quicker to move on to the bathroom which is where we were going to go next, but we hesitated and were brought back to the office of sephora. we were back there for like 2 and a half hours waiting for our parents to get us (we are both under 18) and the police officer said since we were being honest and seemed like good people he was only charging us with misdemeanors. yes, they caught us on tape, and yes, we had tools in our bags. my total was just under the amount of money I had in my wallet. so. embarrassing. sephora ALWAYS presses charges and I may or may not have to pay restitution. I’m grounded until graduation, about 35 days, and I have no phone, laptop, make up, nail polish, contact with the partner I got caught with (she is one of my closest friends and I can’t see her at all anymore) and I can’t go on the senior trip, or leave the house at all unless its school or work. life has been absolutely miserable this week and I’m typing this from my sisters old iPod. this is going to stay on my record for 7 years, and I don’t know when my court date will be set. I’ve lost my only friend and my moms trust. I don’t know if I will continue lifting, maybe just food or necessities. stay safe you guys! don’t be sloppy and if you have bad vibes, dip.
You’re dumb and you both deserved it. End of.
lol
Or just not shoplift unnecessary luxuries and earn them like a normal human being?
At first I was really confused because I never heard of that store and assumed it was some kind of event or place where you can get free stuff but no, it’s just some kid stealing stuff and getting rightfully arrested.
Sorry OP, but you kinda got what you deserved?
People try to justify shoplifting by saying “ oh they are corporations and don’t deserve my money” but if you got away, that would have come out of the managers paycheck. Op did indeed get what he deserved because the blame would have been on some poor dude trying to make a livable pay had op gotten away.
