Before anyone bangs my inbox down about the whole XDS thing maybe being a hoax, let me tell you something that will hopefully save you the trouble.
I. DON’T. GIVE. A. FUCK.
It’s still something I’d love to have. It’s something a lot of people would love to have. And hopefully, somehow, Nintendo is seeing the reaction to this and seeing that it is something a lot of people want - and they will find a way to make it happen.
Because they love money and so many people are willing to throw it at them right now if this could only be real.
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i mean i get that the entire theme of the franchise is “this is a terrible idea” but
if there were a real jurassic park/world
i’d totally go
i’d die
but i’d totally go
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via robustquestioner)
it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do
WHY IS THIS A THING
my friend did this last year and the principle saw him but instead of yelling at him he actually just laughed
HALLWAY SWIMMINGG
But look at it rotated!
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“bisexuals have straight passing privilege”
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.
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prettyoddasnineintheafternoon:
okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap
magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol
Bic makes lighters and school supplies
Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos
I make you sad and sexually frustrated
I write sins not tragedies
I’m a preacher sweating in the pews
I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
Im just a boy not a hero
I’m masquerading as a man with a reason
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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!!
Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant messThis is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us
It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.
We are all of us dumb kittens.
Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten
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