Silver Tongue

Jun 15

thirdst-saint:
“Day 121: They have accepted me as one of the boys.
”

thirdst-saint:

Day 121: They have accepted me as one of the boys.

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acemisterawesome:
“Day 29: They have accepted me into their group. I shall get a clown car soon. If only he doesn’t return.
”

acemisterawesome:

Day 29: They have accepted me into their group. I shall get a clown car soon. If only he doesn’t return.

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jestre:
“a-random-mod:
“thedenofravenpuff:
“adurot:
“gunrunnersarsenal:
“fisherpon:
“that looks like the least hygenic videogame of all time
”
unless everyone brings their own “controller” ”
This is a world where most inhabitants alternate between...

jestre:

a-random-mod:

thedenofravenpuff:

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

fisherpon:

that looks like the least hygenic videogame of all time

unless everyone brings their own “controller”…

This is a world where most inhabitants alternate between handling objects with their feet and mouths. I don’t think they have the same concerns about hygiene that we do.

Shouldn’t we worry more about a stallion covered in goo and another stallion sporting a pedo-stash watching a young colt playing with his tongue?

image

That’s the one who likes tons of jelly, the one who’s too young and I think the one who’s too flashy. They were all in the hearts and hooves song.

Isn’t the flashy one Button’s dad possibly?

Headcanon accepted

(via jestre)

[video]

[video]

thedenofravenpuff:
“adurot:
“gunrunnersarsenal:
“fisherpon:
“that looks like the least hygenic videogame of all time
”
unless everyone brings their own “controller” ”
This is a world where most inhabitants alternate between handling objects with...

thedenofravenpuff:

adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

fisherpon:

that looks like the least hygenic videogame of all time

unless everyone brings their own “controller”…

This is a world where most inhabitants alternate between handling objects with their feet and mouths. I don’t think they have the same concerns about hygiene that we do.

Shouldn’t we worry more about a stallion covered in goo and another stallion sporting a pedo-stash watching a young colt playing with his tongue?

image

That’s the one who likes tons of jelly, the one who’s too young and I think the one who’s too flashy. They were all in the hearts and hooves song.

(via thedenofravenpuff)

[video]

[video]

interstellaralligator:
“the-goddamazon:
“ derp-strider:
“ the-art-student-in-221c:
“ darksilenceinsuburbia:
“ luciferspersephone:
“ reichenbella:
“ bodypositivestatues:
“ It is time for a fucking revolution.
If the fashion industry thrives on newness...

interstellaralligator:

the-goddamazon:

derp-strider:

the-art-student-in-221c:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

luciferspersephone:

reichenbella:

bodypositivestatues:

It is time for a fucking revolution.

If the fashion industry thrives on newness and novelty then they are failing themselves.

If you want a ‘new twist on a classic style’ I’ve got one for you.

Make a pencil skirt for someone who is 5ft 3.

Make a white shirt that will button over my breasts.

Make a shift dress that doesn’t get ‘nipped in at the waist’.

Make a pair of shoes that won’t aggravate my ankle injury.

Make a ‘nude-coloured’ dress that is dark brown.

Make your plus-sized jeans in actual denim, not some shitty stretch fabric dyed blue.

You want a fresh take on the classics?

Try making your clothes for someone who isn’t six foot tall and a size 6.

For once.

Please.

oh and also make fucking steel-toed boots under the size mens 8 1/2

Make some form-fitting shirts that are thick enough to stop our bras from showing through.

Make sensitive skin-friendly buttons and clasps so we don’t have worry about the metal making us break out in contact dermatitis (that’s a localized rash that can easily become an infection, for the uninformed).

Make a long dress that is easy to go to the bathroom in.

Make a pair of jeans that actually fit in the crotch area instead of putting us at risk of a yeast infection (No “V”).

Make more dress shoes that aren’t heels.

Put more pockets in women’s clothes.

CREATE A FUCKING UNIVERSAL SIZING SYSTEM THAT MAKES SENSE.

Amen to all.

NO MORE FAKE POCKETS 

Make “petite jeans” be petite in length, NOT give it a slimmer waist.

BOLDED FOR EMPHASIS

MAKE HIGH WAISTED SHORTS THAT COVER MY ASS.

(Source: curvefollower, via saccharinecyanide)