Silver Tongue

Jun 15

Anonymous asked: fallout trivia!

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Benny’s execution attempt at the start of New Vegas could not have been planned worse.

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So he shoots you in the head with his gun, Maria. Realistically, sure, you’d be dead, but in this game’s world, you walking away is perfectly logical.

It is literally impossible for Maria to kill the player in one shot when you calculate its damage using the game’s engine. Even at level 1, Endurance 1, no armour, and assuming Benny has 100 points in the Guns skill (which he doesn’t), it still doesn’t do enough damage to kill, even with the critical and headshot bonuses. Maria is simply too weak.

All it would have taken is for him to put a couple extra shots in. I mean, he still tried to bury you alive, but come on, Benny. A couple of strangers go to the graveyard in the middle of the night and you think nobody from Goodsprings will investigate?

Not to mention the route that the courier was going would have killed him. They would have had to get through bandits, deathclaws and radscorpions to get to the destination. Not only did Benny fail to kill the courier with bad planning but he also inadvertently saved his life.

scp1471-a:

you know when you want to find a song, and you only know the one lyric?

And like you cant search by just that lyric

because apparently there is a very popular rap song with that lyric as the title

and you know the tune

but absolutely nothing can identify it

and you know the fucking song exists because you hear it at work all the damn time

fuck

This happened to me once and I could not for the life of me remember what it was but on a whim a few weeks after I forgot about it, I searched up a song and found that it was the thing.

(Source: mal-0, via saccharinecyanide)

Anonymous asked: Who are you, and how do you follow the same people I do

Well, I see their content and it amuses me. Or they are the mods of blogs I follow. Or they are people I watch on youtube. Or they are friends.

“We Support Diversity!”

surge991:

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Because having EXCLUSIVELY A FEMALE CHARACTER is totally diversity, right? GIVING THE OPTION FOR BOTH GENDERS ISN’T DIVERSITY, RIGHT?

Goddamnit, FemFreq. You’re not even hiding your intentions anymore.


As if I needed any more proof that you want female dominance and not TRUE equality. You don’t want Diversity. You want female dominance over the Games Industry.

(via mrrepzion-deactivated20151214)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(Source: falsedetective, via saccharinecyanide)

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

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twinkfish:

undercitytwerkteam:

is there like a replacement for xkit yet because ugh all the features have started breaking

maybe if you guys diDNT FUCKING DESTROY THE XKIT GUYS LIFE THINGS WOULDNT BE FUCKING BREAKING

(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)

rebornica:

Reminder that if you’re pansexual, you are allowed to lean more to a certain gender. That doesn’t make you fake.

It just means you lean more to that gender.

A person can love ice cream and it is alright for them to love a certain flavor more than the rest.

It doesn’t mean you don’t like other ice cream flavours, it just means you like that flavour more than the others.

(via mx-bones-deactivated20160831)

krakkenchaos:
“swindontownswoodilypooper:
“ petrovasinspace:
“ f-i-v-e-byfive:
“ thesixtysevenchevyimpala:
“ ilovecountryeverything:
“ titaniumbovine:
“ peaceroxi:
“ steveisoncrack:
“ “ HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to...

krakkenchaos:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

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I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

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