Silver Tongue

Jun 12

hoofprint-is-spooky:

jitterbugjive:

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shinjibro-aragaki:

trenchgun:

lord-kitschener:

tigerkonigs:

meganekko-meguca:

rosebleue:

tofukitten:

aenrhien:

simonjadis:

autisticstevonnie:

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joe-hibiki:

swarnpert:

  1. go to google
  2. type in “[name of your town] memes”
  3. post first result
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Dos Equis Guy

- I don’t always watch teams that suck

- But when I do, it’s the San Diego Chargers

lmao

they are all football related. i am not surprised

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loud frowning

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THIS IS THE SHIT I PUT UP WITH WHEN MY TOWN HAS THE SAME NAME AS THE POPULAR CHARACTERS FROM THAT SUPERNATURAL! BLEH!

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(via scraps-is-busy)

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massivebongripfascism420:
“D fucking stroyed
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massivebongripfascism420:

D fucking stroyed

(Source: talesof4chan, via )

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grindbuster:

grindbuster:

mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him

(Source: stillhereunfortunately, via zeroyalviking)

rustboro-city:
“svviggle:
“kastortheunlockable:
“ stunningpicture:
“ My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher
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The american public education system in a nutshell tho
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My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom...

rustboro-city:

svviggle:

kastortheunlockable:

stunningpicture:

My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher

The american public education system in a nutshell tho

My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home

My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.

My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.

My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.

My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.

My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.

My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.

My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.

The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.

(via zeroyalviking)

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thedenofravenpuff:

mage-of-eternal-time:

“But you’re so cute, you can’t be asexual!”

Suprise, looks and sexuality don’t go hand-in-hand. I will continue to be adorable and asexual.

“You’re not allowed in the LGBT+ speace because you’re heteromantic asexual, you’re basically straight.”

What the fuck do you think the ‘A’ stands for, ‘Ardvark’? ‘Apple’? ‘Asshole,’ which is what you’re being when I’m not included in that spectrum?

“You’ll find the right guy in time.”

You, just stop talking.

“You don’t know you don’t want sex until you have tried it.”

Excuse me, I thought consent was based on both parties wanting it before, during and after sex.

(Source: mageshine-dance, via thedenofravenpuff)

avian-asshole:

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avian-asshole:

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avian-asshole:

raultherabbit:

avian-asshole:

satanstrousers:

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

Yeah but there’s the chance you’d be spending that money on the potential diseases you’ve contracted thanks to a few of those dicks that weren’t treated for STD’s, yo. Also there needs to be more specifics when it comes to this question. Are they connected to people? Because some people are inconsiderate asses or they don’t clean well so I think that wouldn’t be tooooo enjoyable. I mean. You’re talking about a thousand dicks here. Not just a few. That is a lot- …why am I thinking so hard into this

it doesn’t even say a thousand different dicks, what if one day you just hear an achievement unlocked noise when you’re with your boyfriend/friend/lover/whatev and suddenly a billion dollars in cash rains down on your head?

True! This question needs more specifics

Does it need to be a human dick? Does it need to be until ejaculation? because horses only last about 15 seconds or so and I don’t think that humans could contract their diseases easily.

Have you ever interacted with an actual horse because that sounds really, really gross. You wouldn’t contract human diseases but who knows what the fuck you’ll contract by putting your mouth on an animal. Also that’s beastiality dude wtf you’d be using that billion to pay off your bail.

A million dollars every 15 seconds can make a person do a lot of things.

Like take advantage of a creature that has no idea what you’re doing? :I also like I said, have you actually ever interacted with a real horse.

i thought this was just a hypothetical situation made with the goal of dissecting and finding an easy solution. Why is the horse taking it too far?

(via vampywe)

avian-asshole:

a-random-mod:

avian-asshole:

raultherabbit:

avian-asshole:

satanstrousers:

One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

Yeah but there’s the chance you’d be spending that money on the potential diseases you’ve contracted thanks to a few of those dicks that weren’t treated for STD’s, yo. Also there needs to be more specifics when it comes to this question. Are they connected to people? Because some people are inconsiderate asses or they don’t clean well so I think that wouldn’t be tooooo enjoyable. I mean. You’re talking about a thousand dicks here. Not just a few. That is a lot- …why am I thinking so hard into this

it doesn’t even say a thousand different dicks, what if one day you just hear an achievement unlocked noise when you’re with your boyfriend/friend/lover/whatev and suddenly a billion dollars in cash rains down on your head?

True! This question needs more specifics

Does it need to be a human dick? Does it need to be until ejaculation? because horses only last about 15 seconds or so and I don’t think that humans could contract their diseases easily.

Have you ever interacted with an actual horse because that sounds really, really gross. You wouldn’t contract human diseases but who knows what the fuck you’ll contract by putting your mouth on an animal. Also that’s beastiality dude wtf you’d be using that billion to pay off your bail.

A million dollars every 15 seconds can make a person do a lot of things.

(via vampywe)