Silver Tongue

Apr 22

girlgotmuscle:
“ lilinternetwarrior:
“ theidledrifter:
“ jane-b-nimbel:
“ thesanityclause:
“ youngmanandoldsoul:
“ “Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
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My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to...

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

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Omg guys use your brains…

rosexknight:

“Hey I want to return this its defective.”

Okay that’s no problem. Do you have the charger?

“No I didn’t know I needed it.”

Yes we have to have everything that came with it in order to process a return even if it’s defective.

“Can’t you just take one from another product?”

Yes. Let me take a charger out of a brand new product, rendering it useless for sale, so I can give you your money back and you can throw away a charger that is now useless to you because it’s unique to that product, therefore making us lose twice the money because you’re too fucking lazy to go back and get your charger. sure.

deoxyrebornicleic:

I NEVER KNEW THAT SPORKS WERE CALLED SPORKS WHATH E FUCK FG EVER SINCEI WAS 5 I ALWAYS CALLED IT A FOON WHAT IS THIS

Spork: Leo, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Capricorn

Foon: Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus, Gemini, Aries

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chaos7:
“ time heals all wounds i guess
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chaos7:

time heals all wounds i guess

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empress-of-awesomeness:

shaestel:

people call on the ‘science side of tumblr’ because generally scientists are eager lil nerds willing to help others

people don’t call on the history side of tumblr because all historians are - without fail - sarcastic angry assholes looking to start a fight

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space theory

mellarkish:

cakes-and-chocolate-and-shit:

mellarkish:

the sun is gay. the moon is SUPER gay

Pokemon gay and gayer

image

confirmed

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freefitty:
“ egax:
“ I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
”
literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.
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freefitty:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

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