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Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:
“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”
Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.
Then I realized.
I work at a zoo.
Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,
“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”
Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.
Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled
“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”
I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
Who would be interested in having their Pegasus OC as fodder in a massive death montage on Factory Scootaloo?
Not now, but later-ish. Before Summer ends.
You can kill lapis. She would never pass the exam.
Oooooh, I mean as a group of workers.
Don’t ask why. I just need Pegasi OCs to be workers that I can gruesomely dice apart.
You can kill lapis.
(Source: scraps-is-busy, via scraps-is-busy)
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Who would be interested in having their Pegasus OC as fodder in a massive death montage on Factory Scootaloo?
Not now, but later-ish. Before Summer ends.
You can kill lapis. She would never pass the exam.
(Source: scraps-is-busy)
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I’m pretty sure it’s because she’s racist and can’t rap worth shit because they don’t criticize nikki manage like that either.
(Source: bob-belcher, via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
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#boycottUnited #UnitedMuslims
The sad thing is the white guy was more likely to use it as a weapon
