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Apr 21

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“ The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
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The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

THE NUMBER GAMES

I remember this one time my friend who was a super nerd skipped a line and didn’t notice until after he was done and he started crying

I was the one who would finish and flip it over as loud as I could to assert my dominance. Nobody could math faster than me

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What are y'all allergic to I’m really curious

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Things that are better than sex

rosexxxknight:

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silver-tongues-blog:

betterthansexthings:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

Homestuck updating again

You have clearly never had sex.

omg, have you read homestuck! with all it’s jokes and tear-jerking moments and queer characters and and interesting story elements!? have you? because if you haven’t read every text-block then you have no right to judge people for their fandom loves.

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Originally posted by xiangjiaomao

I’ not judging? I’m making a joke? If I was like “Omg watching MLP is better than sex!” And someone was like “Lol you clearly haven’t had sex” I wouldn’t care?

No need to get all defensive dude just take a joke.

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Originally posted by historyvikings

okay, bro, i get that, but i haven’t had sex and the whole point of this blog is to celebrate non-sexy things for aces and others who want a break from this hypersexualised world, you’re kinda dissing our chill by bringing that whole sex thing in our face.

many of us haven’t had sex and don’t plan to; but that doesn’t mean we cant celebrate the things that are not sexy

I’m sorry i got a lil salty but you reminded me of all the times aces are disrespected by saying they haven’t had sex so their opinion is invalid.

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

You really need to take a chill pill and understand that some things are jokes. Like, seriously, you are taking things way to seriously that all jokes are going over your head. Like my description of sex and homestuck being pretty much the same or roses joke about the pointing out the obvious.

What can i say i’m a serious person and it’s hard to read tone over text and youre not helping me out by using gifs or emoticons to display tone, and i am chill

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Originally posted by tofupoo

anyway if someone says you hurt them it doesn’t matter your intention or even it was just a joke, what matters is your reaction and so far you two are being pretty defensive over me just pointing out that you shouldn’t invalidate people’s experience based on whether they have or haven’t performed a certain action in the past.

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Originally posted by everybodyluvs-jon

The fact that you think we are trying to invalidate anyone based on what they have or haven’t done with our joke is the reason we’re saying you’re taking this too seriously. Also I love that you think you dropped the mic that’s hilarious. We’re being defensive because you jumped on us for making a joke? Like of course we’re gonna be defensive? Nah this is just getting hilarious now though.

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Originally posted by femfreq

They claim to be a pro ace blog and yet they made a joke about aces not being able to finish which is a huge misconception.
Then they misuse the mic drop in the worst possible way. They’re like the personification of the PPG reboot.

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@kilalabunnies

She does adorable art

Things that are better than sex

betterthansexthings:

silver-tongues-blog:

betterthansexthings:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

Homestuck updating again

You have clearly never had sex.

omg, have you read homestuck! with all it’s jokes and tear-jerking moments and queer characters and and interesting story elements!? have you? because if you haven’t read every text-block then you have no right to judge people for their fandom loves.

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Originally posted by xiangjiaomao

I’ not judging? I’m making a joke? If I was like “Omg watching MLP is better than sex!” And someone was like “Lol you clearly haven’t had sex” I wouldn’t care?

No need to get all defensive dude just take a joke.

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Originally posted by historyvikings

okay, bro, i get that, but i haven’t had sex and the whole point of this blog is to celebrate non-sexy things for aces and others who want a break from this hypersexualised world, you’re kinda dissing our chill by bringing that whole sex thing in our face.

many of us haven’t had sex and don’t plan to; but that doesn’t mean we cant celebrate the things that are not sexy

I’m sorry i got a lil salty but you reminded me of all the times aces are disrespected by saying they haven’t had sex so their opinion is invalid.

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

You really need to take a chill pill and understand that some things are jokes. Like, seriously, you are taking things way to seriously that all jokes are going over your head. Like my description of sex and homestuck being pretty much the same or roses joke about the pointing out the obvious.

What can i say i’m a serious person and it’s hard to read tone over text and youre not helping me out by using gifs or emoticons to display tone, and i am chill

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Originally posted by tofupoo

anyway if someone says you hurt them it doesn’t matter your intention or even it was just a joke, what matters is your reaction and so far you two are being pretty defensive over me just pointing out that you shouldn’t invalidate people’s experience based on whether they have or haven’t performed a certain action in the past.

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Originally posted by everybodyluvs-jon

One thing you can say is “okay, I get that it was a joke and I overreacted.” and then leave it be

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Things that are better than sex

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

Homestuck updating again

You have clearly never had sex.

omg, have you read homestuck! with all it’s jokes and tear-jerking moments and queer characters and and interesting story elements!? have you? because if you haven’t read every text-block then you have no right to judge people for their fandom loves.

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Originally posted by xiangjiaomao

I’ not judging? I’m making a joke? If I was like “Omg watching MLP is better than sex!” And someone was like “Lol you clearly haven’t had sex” I wouldn’t care?

No need to get all defensive dude just take a joke.

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Originally posted by historyvikings

okay, bro, i get that, but i haven’t had sex and the whole point of this blog is to celebrate non-sexy things for aces and others who want a break from this hypersexualised world, you’re kinda dissing our chill by bringing that whole sex thing in our face.

many of us haven’t had sex and don’t plan to; but that doesn’t mean we cant celebrate the things that are not sexy

I’m sorry i got a lil salty but you reminded me of all the times aces are disrespected by saying they haven’t had sex so their opinion is invalid.

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Okay and I get it, but just because I make a joke doesn’t mean that I think the opinions of aces aren’t valid because they’ve never had sex. just because my joke reminds you of that doesn’t mean that’s what I feel or meant upon making the joke. I never said that and that isn’t how I feel. I was making a joke that was directed more towards the Homestuck fandom than the aces anyway and it had to do with sex so I put it on my NSFW blog to keep my main blog clean. And just because I made a joke about a fandom doesn’t mean that I think the opinion of Homestucks or whatever fandom I’ve joked about are invalid either. It was a joke. A joke that my friend, who IS ACE and had READ HOMESTUCK laughed at. You’re taking a joke I made and spinning it the worst way possible and almost putting words in my mouth to make me look bad because you assume that I mean in maliciously. And I get why you’re being defensive but at the same time it’s not right to jump on someone who reblogged one post with a joke. I wasn’t harassing you, I wasn’t being mean spirited, I didn’t even know the blog was a celebration of asexuality until just a few minutes ago when I looked at it. So it’s all good maybe try to be a bit more open minded and take a joke yeah? ^_^

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Originally posted by gameraboy

I can confirm I am the ace friend who read homestuck and laughed at roses joke.

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Things that are better than sex

nylazor:

silver-tongues-blog:

betterthansexthings:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

Homestuck updating again

You have clearly never had sex.

omg, have you read homestuck! with all it’s jokes and tear-jerking moments and queer characters and and interesting story elements!? have you? because if you haven’t read every text-block then you have no right to judge people for their fandom loves.

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Originally posted by xiangjiaomao

I’ not judging? I’m making a joke? If I was like “Omg watching MLP is better than sex!” And someone was like “Lol you clearly haven’t had sex” I wouldn’t care?

No need to get all defensive dude just take a joke.

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Originally posted by historyvikings

okay, bro, i get that, but i haven’t had sex and the whole point of this blog is to celebrate non-sexy things for aces and others who want a break from this hypersexualised world, you’re kinda dissing our chill by bringing that whole sex thing in our face.

many of us haven’t had sex and don’t plan to; but that doesn’t mean we cant celebrate the things that are not sexy

I’m sorry i got a lil salty but you reminded me of all the times aces are disrespected by saying they haven’t had sex so their opinion is invalid.

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Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

You really need to take a chill pill and understand that some things are jokes. Like, seriously, you are taking things way to seriously that all jokes are going over your head. Like my description of sex and homestuck being pretty much the same or roses joke about the pointing out the obvious.

what can i say i’m a serious person, and tone is really hard to read while typing and it’s not like you put any gif or emoticon to help me out and actually i’m pretty chill right now.

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Originally posted by humpsahead

 anyway if someone says you hurt them it doesn’t matter your intention or even it was just a joke, what matters is your reaction and so far you two are being pretty defensive over me just pointing out that you shouldn’t invalidate people’s experience based on whether they have or haven’t performed a certain action in the past.

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Originally posted by heartcoma

You claim to be chill and yet you’re still trying to argue

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