I just hit my head and said “nyah duck!”
-white boy voice-
send me nudes if ur a chick
Nah, first they send Dick pic without even learning your name. Then they do that.
(Source: hollllow)
Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
(via saccharinecyanide)
I will post this every day until Snake is a DLC character in Super Smash Bros. 4.
(Source: serpentroi, via )
In Spaceballs Yogurt teaches Lone Starr to use “the Schwartz”. Schwartz is a German/Jewish name meaning “dark” or “black”. Yogurt is literally telling him to use the dark side. Yogurt is a Sith Lord and Lone Starr his Sith apprentice
(via just-shower-thoughts)
do you ever just stop and think wow what the fuck these things are real and they exist in the world like what this shit ain’t just a picture it is actually literally a thing somewhere
Yeah this is in Yellowstone national park man. It’s good, you should go sometime.
I’ve been here and it smells really bad
but it look cool doe
Fun fact about these pools: the bluer the color the hotter it is. The red rim is the coolest part and the blue is the hottest. (THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOULD TOUCH THE RED RIM IT IS STILL SCALDING HOT)
Fun fact: if you touch the blue part it won’t even hurt. The skin of your hand will just come right off like a loose glove.
The colors are produced by a form of bacteria so old and so alien to anything modern that it only survives at temperatures that kill any other known life.
(Source: reddlr-earthporn, via deep-sea-prince)
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Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
wait
(Source: vaporthesoaper, via saccharinecyanide)
