U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices
I do graphic work. One client often asks me to help
create presentations.
Client: I need you to pretty this up for me. I’m
not sold on the layout, so if you want to tweak it, that’s fine.
He sends me a practically incomprehensible diagram. I
came up with a new design that makes more sense, and I send a couple sketches
of it back to him for approval.
Client: I like it, but it needs some tweaks. Can
you finish both the one I sent you and this, but make yours look more like
this? I need these ASAP.
Me: Yes, but I have other urgent priorities too,
and if I do both of these right now, it’s going to eat up my entire day. Which
one would you like to see first?
Client: I don’t understand, why will it take you
a couple of hours each? It only took me 20 minutes to make this in PowerPoint.
Me: Because PowerPoint is not graphics software,
and I take some amount of pride in my work?
Tonight in Buffalo, as concrete proof that we are living inside of an SNL skit, Donald Trump applauded the policemen and firefighters who risked their lives in 7-11.
Yes.
7-11
